Helena Montana

the most god damn boring place unless u like the arctic. People here are extremely close minded and if u are not a local they dont like you. Watch out for hiv

Hey im a little faggot who lives in helena montana

by hellllena January 12, 2011

Helen Keller

A Hellen Keller is when your girl is giving head, pull out at the last minute and pop a load in her eyes, then karate chop her in her windpipe.

I Helen Kellered my girl last night, thats why she's still choking, damn Helen Keller.

by Vaginal Secret October 3, 2009

Helene

Stupidass bitch

That new girl is such a helene

by Bitchasdhoe April 20, 2020

Hellen Keller Moment

A Hellen Keller Moment is when you go full retard(never go full retard). When you forget something really simple, or have a "Brain Fart". If you have "selective hearing", that is a good example of this.

Teacher: Jimmy, what is 2+3?
Jimmy:Uuhh, 74.
Teacher: No Jimmy, it's 5.

Jimmy:Sorry teach, I had a Hellen Keller Moment.

by MaxBossBaker2 June 21, 2017

Helen Keller

verb; a sexual act between a man and a woman in which the man ejaculates into the eyes of the woman and claps both of her ears simultaneously, creating the illusion that she is both blind and deaf

John: How did your date go last night?
Bill: I Helen Kellered that bitch

by a L A R G E H O M O N I B B A March 19, 2019

Helen

Helen is not shy usually takes advantage of guys dates everyone at school and is just a hoe and not very smart cuz she just cheats off of her smart boyfriend.

hey, guys, did u see Helen over there OMG she's such a hoe no wonder her friends don't like her anymore she's so selfish and a hoe.

by The girl that knows shit February 29, 2020

Dirty helen

When your such a nerd you have to dress up in cosplay and have your spouse call you every farm animal he can think of wile you masterbate in order to cum.

This slut I’m seeing is such a dirty Helen I she climaxed before I got to Horse but after duck.

by Corren Horn June 16, 2021