noun. A Mohawk inspired hair style where instead of shaving the hair on the sides of the head, the hair is gelled upwards to imitate a mohawk. A Faux Hawk is typically shorter than the normal Mohawk.
This style of hair is popular in the gino scene, and the douche-bag scene. But it has gained mainstream status, worn on people such as David Beckham.
People with small penises wear this hair style.
This style of hair is popular in the gino scene, and the douche-bag scene. But it has gained mainstream status, worn on people such as David Beckham.
People with small penises wear this hair style.
Girl 1:dayum, did you see that guy's faux hawk? He's soo sexii
Girl 2: He's alright. I don't like Faux hawks. Everyone knows that guys who wear faux hawks have small penises.
Girl 2: He's alright. I don't like Faux hawks. Everyone knows that guys who wear faux hawks have small penises.
by christinan July 29, 2009
Get the Faux Hawkmug. After a late night , usually coming from the Star Bar, when you have exhausted all options and you make that shameful call to the number you've deleted multiple times for a late night escapade. Thats when you've reached HAWK BOTTOM!!!
"Yo bud why'd ya sneak that hawk bottom in last night while we were all passed out?"
(In Eeore's voice:) "Yeeeeaaah" (SIGH!)"
(In Eeore's voice:) "Yeeeeaaah" (SIGH!)"
by kanetown August 19, 2011
Get the Hawk Bottommug. What the hell is that!? I've never seen a penis like that?!
Oh that's just my hooded hawk... ka kaw!
Oh that's just my hooded hawk... ka kaw!
by dodgerdude04 August 1, 2010
Get the Hooded Hawkmug. by M2Kiz May 30, 2017
Get the Rawk Hawkmug. A mo-hawk which has not been spiked up and hanging over to one side like the guy from cancer bats has
by davhth4 February 21, 2009
Get the lazy hawkmug. in the act of gargleing the marbles of your special someone, when his (or her) balls are in your mouth, make a sound like your about to hawk a loogie, or say the name of a jewish dish.
this stupid thing is telling me i have to use the word meat hawk in my example. so here you go.
*huuuuggghhhh*
(laddiieesss?)
*huuuuggghhhh*
(laddiieesss?)
by pisssscommingfrommyasss February 11, 2008
Get the meat hawkmug. 1: A group of sorry bastards who like every other Atlanta Team get your hopes up and Dash them against the rocks.
2:A group that makes you embarrassed to be from Atlanta.
2:A group that makes you embarrassed to be from Atlanta.
by Sickend May 10, 2010
Get the Atlanta Hawksmug.