Glizzy and a dizzy

When you go to Costco, you can spend $2.50 on a Glizzy and a dizzy, which is when you buy a $1.50 hot dog and then drink $1 of Kirkland gasoline out of a cup.

The bars are so expensive nowadays... Glizzy and a dizzy?

by Majora bite March 20, 2026

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Grizzy and the Lemmings

The best cartoon, with the main characters bein Grizzy, a grizzly bear and many blue lemmings. They live in Canada, and the house is right next to a cliff (If you decide to jump out from the balcony you will fall down the cliff) and overall a pretty chill house. Grizzy likes to watch a documentary about salmons and eat salmon with Yummy (Chocolate, but instead of Nutella it is called Yummy) and the Lemmings like to party and annoy Grizzy, mostly by stealing his Chcolate and making noise.And usually this ends with Grizzy chasing the Lemmings down the road, falling off the cliff or something. At the end neither Grizzy nor the Lemmings win, they both lose. Supermaneuverable Air-Defense Fighter Aircraft such as Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II and Lockheed Martin F-22A Raptor and tanks such as Panzerkampfwagen IV and M1 Abrahams are not included.

Guy 1: "Do you watch Grizzy and the Lemmings?"

Guy 2: "No, that show's for kids"

Guy 1: *Pulls RPG-7 out of inventory*

Guy 1: "Say that again."

by DJIndustriez February 27, 2025

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