beta goose

It is a non Alpha, as in a beta.

John is such a bitch, he is a beta goose

by _rager_ September 16, 2013

Goose Buster

When a Goose fucks an Orc from Lord of the Rings due to outside issues in the Goose's life..mostly in the mouth

That Goose fucked an Orc and got garbage dick for that. Sometimes a goose needs to get a Goose Buster to blow off something else. Goose Rituals

by The Loosey Goose January 28, 2014

Goose Detective

A person who comments on a situation or offers solutions without any significant prior knowledge of the situation. As a result, they usually get the wrong end of things and offer incorrect or inaccurate opinions. Can also be used to refer to incompetent, delusional, bumbling or buffoonish people. Occasionally used to describe someone who makes up rules to games in order to allow themselves to win. A goose detective is usually genuine in their delusions, however, rather than trying to troll people or screw people over.

"He lectured me at length about how his computer wasn't turning on, yet he never checked to make sure it was plugged in. He's such a goose detective."

"You have to own all the properties of the same colour before you can build any houses on them."
"Really? I didn't think you did."
"You do; it says so here in the rules."
"I'm sure you don't have to! I'm going to build a house here anyway."
"You're such a goose detective!"

by Cooltrainer Hugh July 13, 2012

Purple goose

A purple goose is when a male chokes his penis till it turns purple then puts a goose call in their partnes mouth and proceed to screw a girl in the butt unknowingly untill she blows the call.anal dick alaskan pipeline

I pulled the purple goose on that chick last night.

by Billy Bob 86 June 25, 2016

goose

poking a friend with a goose shaped hand gesture as a show of love!

"hey goose* goose* "
"goose* you too"

by jossiander May 20, 2008

Goose

Someone who is incontrollably drunk. Most commonly used to describe a happy drunk but can sometimes be used to describe someone who is in a very bad way

Can also be used in the phrase "On the Goose" - to go out with other people and get drunk

Look at that Goose!
He's goosed!
I'm a Goose!
Anyone coming out on the Goose?

by Gozzled October 12, 2007

goosing

a documented rix like event

Oh yeah, that was rixed

by Prof. Tiddleywinks May 7, 2003