gape gobbler

Someone who performs oral pleasure on a woman with an overly large space between her legs

I want to be the best gape gobbler my Mom has ever had.

by Gape Gobbler April 10, 2017

Sloppy Gobbler

When a rock climber's hand slips from a sloper (sloping handhold) causing a fall.

I nearly got that route but the sloppy gobbler got me on the krux.
I was just gobbled off by that sloper.

by Boulderman December 9, 2014

Gobbler touchdown

When a gobbler does a running jump like football to intercept a dick going into someone's mouth and take it deep into his gagless throat hole

That man whore sure knows how to score a gobbler touchdown

by Twist his dick November 21, 2023

Noggle Gobbler

deep throater

The bitch she a noggle gobbler

by Demons13 May 20, 2023

Swastika Gobbler

(noun) A person (usually a man) who flirts with far right and proto-fascist political viewpoints in an indecent manner, reminiscent of someone performing fellatio.

From "cock gobbler".

Can also be used to refer to a far-right and fascist adjacent homophobic man that is in fact, secretly homosexual and engaging in performative political extremism as a manifestation of internalised homophobia and self loathing.

My younger brother has been spending too much time on crazy 8chan forums. I'm scared he might become a Swastika Gobbler.

"Hey, did you hear about that far right politician caught at that massive gay orgy?"

"Must be a Swastika Gobbler"

by ihateillionoisnazis February 1, 2021

Izzy bizzy glizzy gobbler

Sexiest bitch ever

Who’s that feral ginger?
Oh, that’s Izzy bizzy glizzy gobbler

by Hahshzhzhd December 31, 2023

Blue Gobbler

A person that is in the Fire Service just for EMS reason. The EMS version of a Ketchup Dick.

A Blue Gobbler is a person who volunteers to be on the rescue, always ask to transport patients and won’t shut the fuck up about EMS.

Volunteer EMS Driver: “Check out this Star of Life tattoo I just got”

FF: “That’s a real Blue Gobbler move”

by Firemedick69 December 23, 2023