kum and go

Kum and Go is a kick-ass convenience store with an unfortunate name, although I like to see peoples' reactions who haven't ever seen one before.
Alternate names I have for this store are "Ejaculate and Evacuate" and "Jizz and Jet."

I'm hungry, let's go to Kum and Go to get some crappy gas station food. Hell, let's get two kinds of gas! Some for my car and some for my ass!

Kum and Go...haha, WHAT THE FUCK. Yeah, I have a dirty mind and I laugh becuase I'm like 12 years old...hehehehee...

by CoolHandLuke May 11, 2006

I want to go to there

I want to go there

Tina Fey's 3-year-old daughter's eyes glossed over as she watched a Disney commercial and proclaimed "I want to go to there". (sauce)

by KhanehMD March 6, 2009

Pokemon Go

The best exercise app ever. It gets people off their lazy asses so they can go outside. While the app has its faults, it is a very fun app.

Pokemon Go helped me get some good exercise. I even found an Onix!

by whatadickhead August 2, 2016

Once you go blue, you can't undo.

The phenomenon in which a normal conversation turns blue, becoming so riddled with sexual innuendo that it's rendered nearly impossible to steer back in a non-pervy direction. Every innocent comment starts to become a dirty double entendre, until eventually the entire conversation turns into a complete smut-fest from which there is no return.

Girl: Ah, who doesn't love stripper zombies in Portland? That'd go down like Jesus on a velociraptor.

Guy: I have to admit, when I first read 'go down'... I had rather blasphemous thoughts.

~ten minutes later, during which this term is invented~

Girl: Hmm, this Urban Dictionary thing is quite fun. Something for the annals of history.

Guy: Two n's - one 'n' is bad.

Girl: Yeah, I always thought that 'annals' was an odd word.
It really could so very easily be another.

Guy: Terribly easily. So, how is the entry? ...Oh, Jesus!!!!

Girl: Once you go blue, you can't undo.

by The Terror Twins August 3, 2010

Go chew rocks

Commonly used phrase to tell someone to go chew fuck themself.

Hey Paul, go chew rocks

by Dan Dee October 28, 2010

Go dark

To be outside communication range, especially after hours.

When the response team in Europe go dark, your call will be automatically rerouted to Australasia.

by yabbadabba February 24, 2008

stop-and-go-nuts

A genius idea of selling donuts in the back of a car in bumper to bumper traffic.
Originated from Two and a Half Men

...I know! Well call them, stop-and-GO-NUTS!

by natalie sthoup August 7, 2010