A full white person who, in an attempt to seem special or like a minority, will say "Oh I'm Irish" or "Oh I'm Brazilian" when in reality they have maybe 2% Brazilian or Irish DNA.
Person 1: Yeah so I'm Brazilian, I'm Native American, I'm Irish, I'm Russian, I'm Libyan, I'm India...
Person 2: Oh shut up! Don't be such a globomutt.
Person 2: Oh shut up! Don't be such a globomutt.
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
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by Todd Kugel April 3, 2024
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combination of glomp, abstaining, and restraining order. when two people glomp each other so hard that it is for the greater good of the world to force them to stop.
I glomped him so hard he puked all over the floor and someone slipped in it and fractured their skull so the police forced us to get a glompstaining order
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