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glass tip

Like a blue veined log jam, it is when you forgot you banged that honey all night and then when you go to pee the next day the crusty leftovers block your tip and it hurts like a glass knife in the dick hole.
"Ow! Fucking glass tip! She was hot though. Totally worth it!
by Leper Khan April 20, 2018
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Glass shadow

The point in life where you feel trapped and everything pulls you further back but you keep pushing forward to accomplish things that have meaning to you
by Glass shadow May 13, 2018
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glass emporium

The act of going to a glass retail store and grabbing the biggest light bulb you can find. Then proceeding to the nearest restroom and shoving said glass light bulb fist deep into your scrumptious rectum
-Did you hear about Tyler and Hunter?

- No, what happened?
- They're in the hospital, they tried to perform the "Glass Emporium"
- Damn, I hope they're ok. Those guys are total legends!
by bossrossin February 21, 2017
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glass option

Military parlance for a nuclear strike. The extreme heat from a nuclear blast will render inert materials, like sand, into glass, or a glass-like state. Hence, the glass option.
I say we go glass option on these hodgy bastards.
by glass_option March 22, 2017
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Glass Cock

by D34thcru5h June 8, 2016
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Jenga Glasses

A pair of eye glasses with ridiculously thick lenses which render any wearer, other that the glasses owner, almost blind.
Origin - a variation on the game of Jenga when players must don thick glasses when taking their turn thus distorting their vision and making the game more challenging - see Glasses Jenga
“Do you like my new glasses?”
“Wow, can you actually see through those? They’re proper Jenga Glasses!”

“The guy was so blind he actually needed Jenga Glasses”
by WIIBEE January 2, 2020
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high-glass

When a meth smoker joins a smoke session and is offered a dirty pipe or bong and refuses to smoke out of it until cleaned because they are too good for it.
What you think your to high-glass to smoke out the same pipe!
by Pdiablo87 January 10, 2020
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