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girlfriend-zoned

When your girl friend wishes to be married. But the partner refuses to ask her too marry him.
Person 1: how do i get Ben to ask me too marry me.
Person 2: idk. You have totally been girlfriend-zoned
by honky tonka got no donk May 11, 2018
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Ryan’s girlfriend

Ryan’s girlfriend is a loveable and sweet and very kind person who loves ryan with her whole heart. Ryan’s girlfriend also appreciates Ryan deeply and hopes to have a future with him. Ryan loves her very much and she will hit him if he doesn’t, Ryan’s girlfriend also loves Ryan very much because he makes her incredibly happy. Ryan’s girlfriend is adorable and he listens to her like a lost puppy. Ryan’s girlfriend thinks Ryan has adorable yes and a handsome face with very cute smile and laugh. Ryan love his girlfriend.
“Bro madeleine’s boyfriend loves her like Ryan’s girlfriend does too.”
by Stoprnyouidiots March 27, 2022
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Girlfriend Portion

A quantity of food typically taken by a loved one who has refused any previous offer of food, but decides to snack on yours anyway.
"I didn't want any of the meals there, but his fries looked delicious, so I just helped myself to a girlfriend portion."
by Shipwreck97 January 19, 2017
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Girlfriend Juice

a term used to refer to having a girlfriend or to refer to an attempt to acquire a female companion

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P: Yo you trynna hangout l8r?
H: Sorry bro the boys are broke and im trynna get that girlfriend juice
by MegaSwagGuy September 3, 2018
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girlfriend rule

the rule that states your girlfriend always loves and misses you more than you do her.
"i love you most"

"um actually according to the girlfriend rulei love you more"
by volleygUrl333 December 5, 2016
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Girlfriend-jacked

The action in which a man's girlfriend takes something, usually clothing like a jacket, with the knowledge and approval of the man, knowing full well that this is only acceptable because she is his girlfriend.
Ya, the new jacket is because I got Girlfriend-jacked.
by taken:) January 25, 2011
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girlfriend season

The time period roughly between November to February, where a single person feels extra pressure to bring a suitable mate to holiday parties and family gatherings. This pressure often leads to picking the first available/willing partner. The forced relationship is often dragged out until just after Valentine's Day.

Another phrase for cuffing season.
(At a family gathering)
Cousin A: Who's that skanky girl holding hands with Brian?
Cousin B: No idea, never seen her before.
Cousin A: Well, it IS girlfriend season, I guess he had to bring someone.
by greybird February 16, 2013
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