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german shizer

often referred to as a "shit mouth" it is when a man, usually german, moves his bowels(shits) in the womans mouth during sex. Not to be confused with dirty sanchez.
"mom, why did I see you in a german shizer movie?"
by John Stucko March 31, 2003
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Germaine Greer

Derogatory Cockney Rhyming slang for homosexual. Germaine Greer = Queer!
Guy 1. Did you hear about Neil Patrick Harris?
Guy 2. Yes, he's Germaine Greer!
by Paul Longden March 31, 2008
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German sex-machine

garth or any other german known to have sex for 4 hours or more with only one orgasm
by K-D-O-double G July 10, 2006
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german army tank

Stretching the balls to the end of the shaft so it resembles a german army tank, preferably a Panzer.
Hey, look at Cole he has a little german army tank because of his little weiner.
by matt connelly January 25, 2006
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German Buffet

An informal luncheon or lunch originating in the area around Leipzig Germay—originally the light meal eaten between breakfast and dinner, but now often taking the place of dinner, the fashionable hour being one (or half after if cards are to follow) —is of two kinds. The "buffet" luncheon, at which the guests eat standing; and the luncheon served at small tables, at which the guests are seated....

The following dishes cover the essentials of a “German buffet” luncheon. Beverages: punch, coffee, chocolate (poured from urn, or filled cups brought from pantry on tray); hot entrées including Bratwurst, Klöße, Schäuferla, or Heidschnucke of various sorts (served from chafing dish or platter) preceded by hot bouillon; cold entrées, Sauerbraten, Sauerkraut, and Kartoffelsalat with heavy dressings; hot rolls, wafer-cut sandwiches (lettuce, tomato, deviled ham, etc.); small cakes, frozen creams and ices.
Marc and Sebastian enjoyed a messy, but filling German buffet after work
by Uwe 2 May 15, 2007
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German Bowtie

The act of taking your penis, rolling it under you sack, making you nuts stick up, and your dick stick sideways, making it look like a bowtie.
Mitch: Dude look at my German Bowtie!
Matt: HOLY SHIT! I DID THAT TO MY DAD LAST NIGHT!
by DeadyBearMan. February 18, 2008
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German lunch

While eating lunch at work,home,etc. While your eating partner gets up to get a beverage,etc. Quickly jerk off and jizz into their sandwich, if pulled off corectly they should eat the jizz sandwich without knoticing
taylor substituted johns lunch with the new improved german lunch while john was gone to the shiter.
by nick benda August 23, 2007
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