muscley german

when your hair looks like the helmet of reinheart from overwatch

you look like a muscley german

by omgyouweeb124 January 20, 2017

German school

The place where I have to go every day. It's weird there. You learn boring things like math, German, English, and in history things about France. Yeah, crazy right? And the worst thing is that you HAVE to go there like there are no home lessons or anything like that, just the school. And if you're not going one day the police will come... nice hm? (Btw I'm from Germany so my English isn't as good I'm sorry)

Me: Are you going to a German school?
Everyone who's not German: no!!

by ImGerman December 22, 2019

german hotbox

When your friend shits into the glove box of your car

"Hey Dez, what's up?"
"Not much, Marvin just did the german hotbox on me yesterday after going to Chipotle. My car still smells like tacos and shit."

by futureshards May 23, 2020

german em

Absolutely perfect human being. She makes your useless life woth living. When somebody talks about how beautiful a german em is, you roll your eyes backwards and say: "bitte..." please.

- Have you seen that girl ?
+ Yes, bro, what about her ?
- I think she looks like german em.
+ Rolling eyes Bitte...

by butayarou9915 October 19, 2020

The German Pirate

A shot/cocktail which consists of three parts Jägermeister, and one part Malibu Coconut Rum.

"Oi ya pirates, it's Kevin bloody Rudd. that's cheers cunt. no worries."

"Someone get him The German Pirate, he thinks he's Kevin Rudd!"

by Bazza Mate November 8, 2012

german explosion

When a crazy half german celebrates the birthday of Adolf Hitler by getting annoyed when others criticise German heritage and react by jizzing in a German beer and skolling it

Dude my German friend didn’t like it when Adolf’s birthday wasn’t celebrated so he gave himself a German explosion

by Dingothegreat April 19, 2023

German RevPAR

A unique hospitality pornorgraphy so specific in taste it only appeals to gentlemen in that specific field to quench their thirst after a tedious day with ADP.

Mr. Germanman fed the chickens to some high quality German RevpAR

by Senor Montrose September 15, 2023