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goulash or gashing

Be serious everyone no goulash or gashing.
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Goku solos

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Goku. The power-set is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the nuance will go over a typical fan's head. There's also Goku's omnipotent aspects, which is firmly rooted in quantum field theory. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this exponentially important character, to realize that he's not just a character in a comic book, but that he is beyond that. As a consequence people who dislike Goku are truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the complexities associated with his Final Crisis story, which in itself is a cryptic reference to Erwin Schrödinger's Many Worlds Interpretation.

I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Grant Morrison's genius wit unfolds itself within the pages of not only the comics, but in their very minds. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Goku tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only - and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel, kid.
Mental retarded simpleton: Goku is a fodder character, Anos no diffs
People with at least 200 IQ who are intellectual: Your one-sided mind as a normal dumb simpleton can't understand the physics's that involves Goku, who is a character above your bad written Arnos, in conclusion for your simple mind to understand, Goku solos.
by DBGT fan January 25, 2024
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gakulation

When you're high on gak ice crystal meth methamphetamine and you're flailing and trying to solve problems and fix things after you tear them apart .
According to my gakulation that should fit
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gokgld

The highest state of happiness that one can achieve through means available on earth.
I just lost my virginity earlier, was feeling absolutely gokgld.
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Goku

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Goku... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around my rim, and that gorgeous kamehameha. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the field, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Namek and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in the World Tournament, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Son Goku.☺️♥️🫶🏻
Daniel: You know Goku?

Allen: My glorious king Goku.
by GoatkuSolos April 6, 2024
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Goku

Goku is a popular anime and manga character from the immensely popular Dragonball Franchise which was created by Akira Toriyama.

Goku was based on sun wokong from journey to the west and jackie chan and Bruce lee.

Goku was introduced as a eccentric and strong monkey tailed boy with a skill for martial arts. He meets bulma and joins her on a journey to find the 7 wish granting mystical Dragonballs. Along the way he makes new friends, foes, rivals saves the world and also becomes the strongest warrior on earth.

Later as the series goes on a sequel series, Dragonball Z is introduced. In this it's revealed that Goku is a (space monkey alien?) Sayian warrior from Planet Vegeta. He soon faces galactic and universal level threats in his quest to become stronger.

He overcomes all of them by getting stronger by training in afterlife, space, gravity, time chamber and even another planets! And also by learning new abilities!

As the series progresses he also unlocks new transformations like super sayian 1, 2 , 3 a bunch of transformations where he gain blonde spiky hair after screaming for a minute or 2.

(in GT continuation) He learns super sayian 4 which makes him a furry.

(In super continuation) He also gets divine transformation like super sayian god and super sayian blue which are just red hair dye of his base and blue hair dye of his super sayian form.

He also learns ultra instinct. A silver hair dye of his base form which gives him super reflexes and power boost.
Krillin: Goku!!!
Goku: Hey! It's me Goku!

Vegeta: Fight me Clown! Today i will defeat you!
by SassySumeet414 April 16, 2024
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Goku is hot

If you don't agree with this you either have
1. No bitches

2.cancer

3. Diabetes

4. Autism
5. Anything else that has to do with the brain
My glorious king goku is hot. 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯🔛🔛🔝🔝
If you don't think so slit yourself 💀💀💀👎👎👎
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