scrot goat

The title you give someone who sucks balls the best.

when fleshia wraps her lips around you're balls, you'll see shes the scrot goat.

by bert and jerry June 27, 2021

Goat kicker

One who kicks goats.

Danny is a goat kicker.

by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie April 10, 2015

Goat Spanker

Someone who tucks their jeans inside of their boots. Often used for the purpose of placing the hind legs of a goat inside the boot to have sex with it.

Bubba: “whys he wearing his boots like that?”
Jim bo: “guys a goat spanker”

by Normmtx April 28, 2021

the goat of life

the coolest goat youll ever meet. met queen.under.pressure and deakythediscobean.

potato: that is a cool goat
bean: its must be *gasp* ITS THE GOAT OF LIFE

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

Mountain Goating

When girls get drunk and try to get to the highest surface closest to them in the bar, club, house party, or outdoors.

Yeah Ashlee took her fourth shot and then Drake come on in the bar and she started Mountain Goating onto the table

by MoutainGoatOG November 5, 2018

Mega Goat

A goat with massive balls,A native to Mentone California.Its the leader of the goat herd.

Alan: dude check the mega goat its got huge nuts!!!!!
Sean: stop lookin at it!
Alan: I cant they are huge!

by Dorklin Mcflinchnutts April 20, 2010

goat bait

Making people become your friend because you have goats and then you you get rid of the goats.

Steph: I only because friends with you had had goats but then you got rid of them.
Jon: I'm telling ya I'm goat bait!

by Dat_cracker_Jon March 14, 2017