no glitter no sprinkles

When your old computer teacher says random crap and you don't know how to respond

Teacher- "we are going to do this project with no glitter no sprinkles! That is for the next project"

by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyeet May 13, 2018

beard glitter

Foreign material stuck in ones beard. Saw dust, metal shavings, grass clippings, chip dust, popcorn, etc.

Man 1: (having just finished a bag of Doritos.)

Man 2: “You have some beard glitter there Ron”

by Mericaman June 6, 2018

Glitter Me

Lie to me to make me feel good about myself

How did I do on that presentation? You can glitter me if you want to!

by Theglitterman October 9, 2016