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Laptop Yoga Freak

A man or woman who stands outside, whether it be in the front yard or back with a laptop. They are often searching for wireless iternet signal. A laptop yoga freak or l.y.f may be known to get in weird positions.
Me: What the hell are the neighbours doing?
Dad: Oh, they're laptop yoga freaks.
Me. Ah, I gotcha'.
by Two Pints July 3, 2009
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Freakasaurus

some one who is very un intellegent and is related to a dinosaur
shut up u freakasaurus!!!!
by Amba lee May 11, 2003
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Rotc Freak

A person that is way to into the jrotc/rotc programs that schools offer. This kind of person usually spells many words using the pheontic alphabet and probably owns a drill rifle.
by Joe Mama February 26, 2005
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Jesus freak

someone evincing 2 or more of the following symptoms:
1: proclaims the lord is coming with the imminent end of the world
2: has signs on their person, car, or home with bible quotes
3: goes to church more than once a week
4: started their own christian offshoot cult because the rest aren;t pious enough
5: tries to foist an extreme form of christianity off on others
6: is a born-again christian and/or fundamentalist
every time i see that jesus freak walking around with his "god will save, the end is near" sign, i want to convert to satanism just so i can sacrifice him.
by minghi May 21, 2003
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freak

"Freak!" is not really what you want to hear when you're trying to blend into a crowd. But for someone interested in being unique, it can be a compliment. Starting in the early 1800s, freak shows were a popular form of entertainment that literally involved putting weirdness on display. People who had extreme medical conditions - obesity, dwarfism, hairiness - could work in freak shows while people paid money to gawk at them. In the 1970s, the dance musich it "Le Freak" helped launch the disco craze, but also poked fun at the over-the-top devotion of nightclubbers. Being called a "music freak" or a "computer freak" has a certain charm because the idea is that while you may be abnormally passionate about one special thing, you're probably very good at it. Like "Jesus freak," however, it also might contain a subtle putdown about being so fervent about something.
"Oh my god, what a freak!"
"Hmm...let's see...I'm a freak...that's very interesting. But umm...I'm not the one prancing around in my high heels and miniskirt, now am I? As far as I'm concerned, the only freak here is you."
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Ach du Freakin' Lieber Himmel

'Ach du Lieber Himmel' is the way Germans say, "Oh, for the love of heaven!" Add, "Freakin'," and that's a curse you'll hear me say all the time. Dunno' why. Just do. Has a certain ring...
"Fa-shi-fur-fra - Ach du Freakin' Lieber Himmel!"
by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005
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freakhole

1:a site where is fun pictures and lots of porn pictures and gory pictures and all that in movie clips
2:hole that is full of freaks
by banana playa rokket September 26, 2003
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