San Francisco telescope

When your drinking buddy removes his glass eye and drops it in your cocktail, exposing his juicy eye socket. You slam the cocktail, whip out your dick and fuck the socket.

I was doing shots with my bros when I got up to use the bathroom. Came back to the table and homies eye was in my glass. I pounded the shot, mounted his face like a rabid chihuahua and gave him a San Francisco Telescope.

by BRMedia July 25, 2024

San Francisco u-turn

When a straight male is unknowingly with a tranny & realizes that there is a cock and balls there and just sticks it in his asshole instead.

To my surprise, last night I had to pull a San Francisco u-turn, it was it was (tight) awesome!

by Johnny The King August 2, 2024

San Francisco

To take a shit.

Hold on, I’ll be right back! I gotta take a San Francisco!

by Catgirlsixtynyaan August 14, 2024

San Francisco Slushie

When someone, usually male, takes a fatal amount of laxatives and starts to shit out his intestines, a technique my dominatrix taught me (her name is Barbara).

"When you're feeling bonged up just turn into a San Francisco Slushie!" "I think imma die!"

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

Sancisco Francisco

The exact opposite of the common tourist nickname for the California city of San Francisco

Fredrick: Doug I’m going to Sancisco Francisco!
Doug: This is why your dad tried to boil you in Mountain Dew

by Sancisco Francisco April 26, 2025

San Francisco Stand Off

Where two people have a game of tug of war using their ass and some anal beads. First to get it ripped out loses (recommended to use the bathroom beforehand unless that's your thing)

"Jeez babe, my ass is so sore from that game of San Francisco Stand Off earlier"

by Vvespidae May 1, 2025

San Francisco standoff

A tug of war with anal beads.

Betty and Ann had a San Francisco Standoff and Betty still wiping off the winnings.

by Real neam May 6, 2025