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Money junkie

A person who is mentally consumed by an addiction to money. Every aspect of his life suffers as he/she satisifies the addiction.
Friend: this sunset is one of the prettiest things I have ever experienced.
Money junkie: yeah, thanks God sunlight is free.

Friend: aren't those kittens meowing charming?
Money junkie: yep, but cat food is so expensive...

Friend: Do you think that Plato's Republic has any valuable ideas for today's problems?
Money junkie: damn, my portfolio devaluated 2 cents today. Sorry what's that you said?

Partner: do you love me?
Money junkie: how much will it cost me?
by Bruno Grey September 2, 2013
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money cute

Another way of saying - not broke. Having just enough money in the bank to frivolously spend on your capitalist agenda.
Anyone feeling money cute enough to go see Lil' Wayne?
by unholydonut April 8, 2019
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GoWin Money

Similar to having fuck you money but typically reserved for the likes of wealthy professional sports team owners.
That guy can spend his whole summer living on a boat and not working a day. He has GoWin money.
by Tomatron May 9, 2016
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sting money

The biggest paycheck you can get at your own workplace. Nobody is allowed to make more money than that.

It refers to 80's and 90's WCW Wrestling star "Sting" (aka Steve Borden)
Sting was known as the highest paid employee at WCW (WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING)

When former WWE wrestlers would seek employment with WCW. They would lie and tell the other members of the WWE locker room that they were getting "Sting Money" for quitting Vince McMahon's company and jumping to Ted Turner's company.

This was a tactic used to get people gossipping, in order to recieve a bigger Counter money offer from McMahon by falsely-inflating the amount of money.

"Sting Money" is alleged to be $750,000 per year by former WCW Executive Vice President. Eric Bischoff
Scott Hall: "Hey yo Kev...you should give your notice today. Ted Turner is offering me STING MONEY to leave New York to go wrestle in Atlanta"

Kevin Nash: "STING MONEY?! WOW! Even Ric Flair doesn't get paid STING MONEY!"
by rdu3 June 1, 2018
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#money domme

A Money Domme is a female financial dominatrix, alternatively called Money Mistress. In a financial domination dynamic, the Money Domme is the dominant personality, and the moneyslave or paypig is the submissive.

Princess Sierra otherwise known as Bitchy Beauty was the first Money Domme to establish financial domination online in the 1990s. She was followed shortly by Eurasian Goddess Farah, and thereafter by Princess Katana otherwise known as A Cruel Beauty. Since that time other well known and established Money Dommes include Diamond Diva Princess, Goddess Mz Devon, and Princess Jersey.
The #Money Domme enjoys the transference of the fruits of the labor of her moneyslave paypig, and this servitude gives the submissive moneyslave fulfillment, the joy of working hard for his Mistress.
by Financial Domination June 15, 2018
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Momma Money

Money recived from your mother that has not been earned by work.

Similar to Daddy Dollars
Mom can i have some money i dont want to get a job. Pleese?
by myspace is for noobs August 29, 2005
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F.U. Money

When the marginal value of the next $ = 0. The point at which an individual, after acquiring absurd wealth, ceases to care about his/her reputation, and ceases to concerned with the economic repercussions of his/her future actions. Otherwise know as "f*** you money".
Bernard Madoff was on the verge of achieving F.U. Money status, at which point he would have retired to a non-extradition country and sipped Mai-Tais with Milton Waddams.
by ZhangBanger March 22, 2011
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