floating birthday

Cerebrating someones birthday a few days / months before or after their actual birth-date.

She has a floating birthday because she was born on a leap year so we just celebrate whenever works best.

by Foxcraft August 30, 2016

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Creamola foam float

When she says she has a headache so you wait till she is asleep, have a wank over her tits and throw on a soluble asprin and watch it fizz in your jizz!

She said she wasn't feeling very well for any action so i gave her the creamola foam float!!

by curtainwip3r June 19, 2021

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float on

float on is a great song by Cls. Cali life style you should listen to it

“hey gurl have you listened to the song float on by cls?…if not then let me put you on”
“no let me listen to it right now… ooo i like this”

by user22334456! July 29, 2024

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Beer Float

The act of drinking a large amount of beer and urinating and Defecating at the same time In the toilet at the same time causing a yellow foam and buoyant stool

Hey John, I've just done a beer float in the toilet

by Krabster March 8, 2024

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floating nipple

A nipple that is implanted as a way to increase lactation in men. Normally handled through selective surgery by a urologist. Covered by medicare only in Indiana.

A man's wife is not capable of producing breast milk a urologist will take a skin graph of a testicle to produce a fully funtioning nipple that can be grown anywhere on the body. Normally implants start at the base of the neck and float to the middle of the forehead. Known as the floating nipple.

by Nipple doc January 26, 2014

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