Floats

Slang for a woman’s breasts,heard most often in the west of Ireland.

“Would ya look at the fllllloooooats on that wan”

“She’s got some pair of floats on her”

“I’ll give you this potato wench,but only if you show me those might,meaty floats of yours”

by Smellslikefloats2734 September 18, 2020

floating the rag

when a tampon is in an overfill emergency situation and needs to be replaced.

Damn, I'm floating the rag, you got a tampon?

by Bejuled Asshole November 18, 2020

Floating Baldness

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.

I suffer from floating baldness

by George Cremaster January 27, 2025

Egg Float

When you lean back in a chair and fart, the gas travels from your anus up your perineum and manages to escape by splitting your scrotum, thus lifting your balls to escape.

Dude, i had to let one rip while i was driving.
it came out like a complete Egg Float

by Barettokurabu January 10, 2018

Float builders

ones who build low budget class floats

WHOA! who built that float!? Oh it was the float builders.

by sikysikygnargnar1 September 18, 2009

Creamola foam float

When she says she has a headache so you wait till she is asleep, have a wank over her tits and throw on a soluble asprin and watch it fizz in your jizz!

She said she wasn't feeling very well for any action so i gave her the creamola foam float!!

by curtainwip3r June 19, 2021

Floating Apple

A middle-aged, overweight woman who dresses in alarmingly-bright floaty dresses.

The family BBQ was more chillaxed and meaningful until Aunty Floating Apple turned up with a wineglass in hand....

by JustSayingAs Your MammaWould February 16, 2023