She has a floating birthday because she was born on a leap year so we just celebrate whenever works best.
by Foxcraft August 30, 2016
Get the floating birthdaymug. When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.
by licktenstein October 3, 2018
Get the Float some drift woodmug. North East of Scotland’s poetic word for a turd which refuses to submerge below the water line and will resist virtually every attempt to encourage the bastard to depart these environs .
Agnes , you’ve dropped a fucking floating toldy in here again, I’ve told you to stop eating those Ryvitas, they’re making your jobbys far too bouyant .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
Get the floating toldymug. by Bejuled Asshole November 18, 2020
Get the floating the ragmug. When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole
by Doc-Johnson July 25, 2021
Get the Floating Mermaidmug. A nipple that is implanted as a way to increase lactation in men. Normally handled through selective surgery by a urologist. Covered by medicare only in Indiana.
A man's wife is not capable of producing breast milk a urologist will take a skin graph of a testicle to produce a fully funtioning nipple that can be grown anywhere on the body. Normally implants start at the base of the neck and float to the middle of the forehead. Known as the floating nipple.
by Nipple doc January 26, 2014
Get the floating nipplemug. To casually cruise around town to find something to do or riding around with no destination due to being bored.
by 678tre July 18, 2018
Get the Floatmug.