When two straight men bend over the pong table and their other straight friend comes over and rams his fists up their assholes using a quick athletic motion.
Hey Rob I really don't feel like going out tonight looking for girls, lets just stay in the dorm, i'll drink my margarita mix, you can dip, and alejandro will give us fist pumps.
by Byla November 4, 2009
Get the Fist Pumps mug.When a man defecates in his hand, then squeezes it so that the feces leaks out from between the fingers, and thrusts it into the vagina or ass of his partner.
Bill: Hey, John, have you met my new girlfriend?
John: I hate to tell you this, dude, but I used to totally monkey fist her.
Bill: That's disgusting. And kinky.
John: I hate to tell you this, dude, but I used to totally monkey fist her.
Bill: That's disgusting. And kinky.
by E. Barrett March 7, 2008
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a hand brace worn to heal drunken accidents. looks like a big plastic waffle. gives the user special powers of alcohol consumption.
wes cullinane has one after a drunken mistake, and has to wear it for the rest of his life cause he fucked up his habd again.
by StiZOne April 10, 2003
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An extremely contagious disorder/disease that causes you to go into crazy, hour long fits of laughter. Usually caused after watching Jersey Shore episodes. Some also feel the urge to fist pump at random times.
A: DUDE I JUST WATCHED ALL THE EPISODES OF JERSEY SHORE AND NOW I THINK I HAVE FIST PUMP DISORDER HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
J: What the fuck. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*FIST PUMP*
J: What the fuck. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*FIST PUMP*
by sexybuttwrenchBITCH July 27, 2010
Get the Fist Pump Disorder mug.The act of hovering or placing fried chicken near one's exposed genitalia to attract a potential mate. This act is also often referred to as "greasing the gooch" or "KFC courting".
What's up baby? You look like you're the kind of skank that would totally go for some feisty seasoning play right now.
"Why is Charlie tying that Zinger Tower Burger to a fishing rod and hanging it over his crotch?"
"That my friend, is called feisty seasoning."
"Ah yes of course, I read about that in Brett Ratner's piece for Douchebag Diorama."
"Why is Charlie tying that Zinger Tower Burger to a fishing rod and hanging it over his crotch?"
"That my friend, is called feisty seasoning."
"Ah yes of course, I read about that in Brett Ratner's piece for Douchebag Diorama."
by Frame_Runner January 27, 2012
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Also fisted, fisting.....
Also fisted, fisting.....
I'm about to fist the kumquat on the latest Golf R lease deal.
Does anyone think it will drop in price in the next three weeks?
Does anyone think it will drop in price in the next three weeks?
by Ftk16 November 16, 2016
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