Final Assolution

The ultimate way to break up with someone who won't go away, farting in their face while receiving a rimjob.

I decided to end things with Emily. I gave her the Final Assolution while she was nose deep between my cheeks.

by HDog June 20, 2015

Final Zone

Final zone (ie: sex aka bone zone) is the last sex you have with your partner after a breakup, usually a mutual agreement between both parties after a breakup that there will be one last fuck before parting ways

Bro, you won't believe what happened. Stacy and met up last Friday and had a final zone session-now I can finally close this chapter.

by Adub310 July 3, 2015

Financialence

The act or practice of abstaining, refraining from spending money on someone or something.

Oh, your not wanting to have sex huh, your trying abstinence? Okay, then I guess I will have to practice financialence! and not spend any money on your ass!

by Greg.S-Michael.T September 11, 2016

final scare

When a horror movie is drawing to it's conclusion and then something jumps out at the camera accompanied by a loud noise.

The term was first used in the YouTube video "WTF are you doing Blumhouse?" by YouTube Channel GoodBad Flick

That horror movie was so good, but did it have to end with a final scare?

by Clamanath August 12, 2016

final final

To complete an experience in a particularly good way

This is our final final round.

by josephko August 6, 2016

financial bigamy

An inclusive term for paying financially, physically, mentally to upkeep you ex wife and current wifes way of life

Jake: poor bubba, mans gotta work two jobs

joe: ouch
Jake: well hes gotta pay for his wife and his ex wifes credit cards. told him to he shoulda got that devoirce
joe: is that what you call financial bigamy in a nutshell

by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017

Finagleing

Re-adjustment of the testicles

One sec babe, I gotta finagle my dick.

Bro 1: Bro can you do me a solid?
Bro 2: Yeah man what's up?

Bro 1: can you show me how to do that finagleing shit ?
Bro 2: Alright bro (re adgusts testicles) .
Bro 1: Yo, your the man dude.

by Foresum Lion July 6, 2017