February 24

The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Fuck Day is on February 24th

A:Babyyyyyyyyyy guess what day it is!
B:Wednesday?
A:IT’S FEBRUARY 24,NATIONAL FUCK DAY!!!
B:OH HECK YEA

by SmollPP February 20, 2021

february 7th

the birthday of the hottest hottie in the whole frikin hot world.

omg its february 7th. The day the hottest hottie on the whole frikin hot world was born

by iamthebesttiktokerhehehe December 07, 2020

February 28th

International horny day. If you feel like fucking your stepsis, today is the day it might work.

Horny dude 1: Yooo bro today’s February 28th - international horny day.
Horny ass lad 2: Ye ye bro who u smashin?
Horny dude 1: Alice. She lookin’ hella fine today, I finna send ‘er to the wonderland!
Horny ass lad 2: Hell ye dude she lookin horny af today. Go get that pussy boiii

by Hornyboi737 March 01, 2021

February 2nd

Oh so you were born on February 2nd… DAMN! This is your birthday but also the day you will take over the entire fucking world. Your a GOD! I pity anyone who doesn’t know you

Oh it’s my birthday February 2nd time to rise to power and make those pathetic mortals bow down to me

by Feb2 August 03, 2021

February 31

pretty people were born on this day

hey you born on February 31?!
yes!!
omg lets make out!!
the end

by xiangling November 04, 2021

February 26

Give your gf the most love day! She is a bad bitch and born on this day. Give her everything!

Bf- hey its february 26

Go-to know what that means

by Emilypro08 February 10, 2020

February 14

The day of birth of amazing and adorable people. They are sweet, kind, friendly, cute, beautiful and they deserve the world. If you are born on February 14 I love you. Peeps born on this day are likely to love Kermit the frog (Kermit the frog loved you too!)

„I‘m so hecking cute“
„I know, but why“
„I was born on February 14“
„That explains everything!“

by some kermit kid November 26, 2021