February

Fingerless February is where girls can finger themself

Uh man it’s fingerless February can’t finger myself.

by Rat rat dog November 3, 2019

February 5

This day is where we celebrate our pet curing our depression! Now get your lazy self and spend more time with your pet!

Dog:woof woof *licks owners tears*

*owner giggles*

Owner:can't wait for February 5th!

by Oopsksks February 3, 2020

february 18th

today is the day the legend jhope of bts was born . we must all drink sprite

dude: hey its february 18th , you know what that means
other dude : WE MUST ALL DRINK SPRITE

by dnsud October 16, 2019

February 20

February #20 the day where people with big dicks are born that deserve hot girls

February 20 holy shit sweetheart your hot holy shot honey u have a big dick

by Bobber December 7, 2019

February 5th

National Do whatever you want with your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day.

Hey, guess what? Its February 5th! We can do whatever we want with our boyfriend/girlfriend!

by Snowflurry_21 November 6, 2019

february 14

the day when you shall get your booty eaten like groceries

girl: ugh it’s february 14th
guy: take ur pants off and let me eat that booty

by bigsnothoe November 2, 2019

febreezy

1. Term used to describe something cool or fresh.
2. A name given to a dime piece.
3. When someone sprays to much Febreze in a room.

1. "Man did you see the new Jordans, they are febreezy!"
2. Phil "What do you think of Shannon, bro?"
Thomas "She is febreezy, no doubt."
Phil "Agreed."
3. Upon entering the room after class,
Alex, "This room is febreezy!!"
Jill, "Yeah, I went a little crazy with the Febreze."

by NewNikes May 5, 2010