Penis farmer

A female whom has lost her teeth and this must wear a denture. When she removes the denture to preform oral sex is a penis farmer. Also she might smile, proudly, with no teeth and begin whaling like a banshee, this is the penis farmers mating call.
by Lexiloner23 February 10, 2017
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farmer snort

plugging one side of the nose while blowing really hard out the other in order to clear the nasal passages. AKA snot rocket.
person 1: Do you have a tissue?
person 2: No, sorry. Looks like you're just going to have to do the farmer snort.
person 1: damn, i hate bowing snot rockets, i always get boogers on my hand!
by aleckss May 14, 2005
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Pity Farmer

A person who adds a stupid app on Facebook, such as Farmville, just to help their friends/stop getting app invites.
Yeah, tom is still a douche for playing, but he wouldn't stop sending me those damn Farmville requests. I became his pity farmer by default.
by T-3PO January 24, 2011
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unicorn farmer

A unicorn is a bisexual woman, usually the third in a poly relationship. A unicorn farm is a open or closed poly relationship involving more than one unicorn. The man in a poly relationship with two or more unicorns would be the unicorn farmer. Someone interested in starting or being in such a relationship could also be called a unicorn farmer.
I want to be a unicorn farmer when I grow up.
by EnormousGreenRageMonster March 31, 2021
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boogey farmer

An individual who spends an inordinate amount of time picking their nose. A serious farmer also eats their own crops.
Stopping at a red light while driving, I noticed a boogey farmer next to me harvesting some crops.
by boozemover February 15, 2012
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Farmer's Dinner

When a tired farmer had not time or money to get or make himself dinner.
I am really hungry right now, but I think I'll just have a farmer's dinner.
by Real names 2233 April 22, 2022
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farmer derrek

(farmer derrek) my big dick daddy derrek pounded me for hours last night 😍😍
by shdnfoenebdh February 05, 2021
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