A woman who takes money from men for who knows what in exchange; emotionally unavailable; and always lies, cause she's taking money from someone's man.
A pickle farmer causes men to pass up on a good woman and/or ruin a good thing cause he is going after the whore he can't have.
She doesn't want the guy - she just maskes sure you can't have him.
A pickle farmer causes men to pass up on a good woman and/or ruin a good thing cause he is going after the whore he can't have.
She doesn't want the guy - she just maskes sure you can't have him.
I'm not dating Scott anymore, he is too distracted by the Pickle Farmer.
Jan broke up with Tommy. She found out he paid the Pickle Farmer $200 for a pair of her dirty underwear.
Jan broke up with Tommy. She found out he paid the Pickle Farmer $200 for a pair of her dirty underwear.
by jv1020 February 25, 2014

A woman married to a farmer.
Usually a family member before marriage such as; cousin, second cousin, or even a sister.
Someone with an IQ of less than 60.
Usually a family member before marriage such as; cousin, second cousin, or even a sister.
Someone with an IQ of less than 60.
by Isn’t life fun August 13, 2020

by Real names 2233 April 21, 2022

plugging one side of the nose while blowing really hard out the other in order to clear the nasal passages. AKA snot rocket.
person 1: Do you have a tissue?
person 2: No, sorry. Looks like you're just going to have to do the farmer snort.
person 1: damn, i hate bowing snot rockets, i always get boogers on my hand!
person 2: No, sorry. Looks like you're just going to have to do the farmer snort.
person 1: damn, i hate bowing snot rockets, i always get boogers on my hand!
by aleckss May 15, 2005

An individual who spends an inordinate amount of time picking their nose. A serious farmer also eats their own crops.
by boozemover April 8, 2012

Once done decapitating the head of a chicken, inserting it into the victims Vigina while listening to soul train.
by OG shea November 3, 2014

A: Hey man, i am looking for a jamaican farmer, do you know any around here?
B: Yeah, they're everywhere, come with me.
B: Yeah, they're everywhere, come with me.
by H12F April 1, 2011
