flush bundle

It’s that bit of poo that no matter how well you flush, it breaks off and comes back.

Just left a flush bundle in the staff room toilets

by Parker face September 22, 2023

White flush

When you eat a girl out in the bathroom so everytime she cums it goes into the toilet for easy disposal

“I white flushed my girl the other day, Cleaned it just by a flush”.

Royal flush is eating your girl in the bathroom

by foodamirite June 27, 2023

Bug Flush

When you finish killing a bug in the house and rather than throwing the tissue out in the trash, you drown the sucker.

Damn! Look at that spider on the wall!
(Kills spider and runs to the toilet).

Nice bug flush, dude.

by CranberryKing January 3, 2017

That’s just how the toilet flushes

How things turn out to be or come to be.

Synonym - that’s how the cookie crumbles

Joe - Why did today have to be the day she left me?!? Why!!!
Me - Man that’s just how the toilet flushes sometimes bro.

by Lucky2213 January 18, 2023

Two-Flush Tonka

A shit so big it takes two flushes.

"Hey man, can you go flush your shit again? It's a two-flush tonka and I really don't want to deal with that."

by porkchchoppanzeefin July 18, 2022

Flushing High School

A run of the mill school known for more suspensions from vaping than there 5 million dollar concrete waste called a field house. Though eradicated of furries, they now deal with hordes of blond basic bitches and weed smell in many bathrooms

Flushing High School- known for terrible football teams

Them- You go to flushing?
You- Yeah why?
Them- you guys suck at football

You- We all fucking know

by Sgt. Stickshift February 15, 2024

Flush Puppet

Human that merely exists, nothing more, nothing less.

Person 1: you useless fucking flush puppet.

by Mister Meat Marrionet April 12, 2017