fecery

A reference to the bathroom/lavatory when it’s being used to take a massive dump. Pronounced feek-er-ee, like fecal. Not pronounced like feces.

Person A: Has anyone seen Lindsay?
Person B: She’s been in the fecery for the last half hour exploding her intestines. Must have been a mighty good Thanksgiving.

by Phx86 November 26, 2017

Faeces Facial

A kinky sexual ritual where one specimen shits into a container of melted ice cream. Wait 10 minutes until mixing the juices. While mixing and laxatives. Then use the cream as shaving cream.

This morning I used my Faeces Facial and I fell fresh.

by CacAflac January 19, 2018

Faceslamming

Like facesitting but harder. Typically done by the cool girl group in high school to bully other females. Often they will squat to smash their female victims face with their disgusting asses. Typically involves farting, and making their victims kiss their asses.

Jessica and her friends took turns faceslamming Melissa in the bathroom for a half an hour. Melissa had to kiss their asses and had her face farted on by her bullies.

by Engima6782 August 17, 2018

facesick

Feeling sick on the face. Rash on the face red and sore face

I have facesick. My face has a rash on it feeling sore and red.

by Alcoha April 29, 2019

Fecemoose

A chocolate moose type dessert, but instead of chocolate, it's made up of human and animal feces. Who would eat it if this existed? I do not know.

I went to a school dance and someone brought a full plate of fecemoose. When the dance was over, it was all gone. Who ate the poop?

by •ønixxä• OnYT December 1, 2020

FaceStupid

An under the line derogatory term for Facebook. Some hate it because others show off the good things about their life, which is often somewhat illusionary as everyone has problems. Or because the marketplace, depending on your geographic area is a joke. Whether that be people low balling, backing out. A third reason could be because FaceStupid can be considered a waste of time, in addition to it being oober mainstream, which goes at odds with hipsters.

The last time she was active on her FaceStupid was like eighteen hours ago. I wonder why that is.

by JMetal February 2, 2021

Fececitate

The act of blasting out feces usually covering one's partner, projectile fececitation is quite preferred in the practice.

Me and my wife fececitated last night, it was messy.

by MoistGuy36 March 2, 2021