Ethan

The gayest friend I have

Me: Hey Twis, I just smacked Ethan on the ass and he moaned!

Twis: That's just Ethan for you

by Hawkboy45 December 17, 2019

Ethan

You suck booty cheeks

Lmao Ethan tends to say this

by I👏🏼AM👏🏼CRINGY👏🏼 October 20, 2018

Ethan

A sweet boy who doesn't know how amazing he is. If you date a Ethan he will bright in your world. He loves memes and where's nutella sweeter and scarves. I love him but he doesn't know yet❤

Ethan is so perfect

by Iloveuinicorns December 15, 2019

Ethan

Retard who cries over Terraria, Said to have a small dick.

Dude, Ethan is such a bitch! he cries over terraria!

by Ultimate Fragger Lord September 30, 2018

Ethan

He has this beautiful, curly
brown hair, gorgeous brown eyes, and soft brown skin. Once you first hug him, and hold his hand, you’ll dream of doing it again. Love you Ethan😘

Justin: Yo, is that girl saying Ethan?
Melissa: That girl so so lucky!

by ???unknown???? April 12, 2019

Ethan

A common name usually given to white males with dark brown hair, Massive testicles, a beautifully smooth, and thick cock. As a teen He will usually be found in your Girlfriends, or teenage daughters bedroom, and sometimes he will wrestle your girlfriend or daughter on the kitchen table naked...yes the one that you paid for and serve the food you worked hard to buy to feed your family. In other words he is a better version of you. He’s the alpha your the toddler

Girl 1: have you met the new kid Ethan???
Girl 2: omg yes I have. I also met his Big Thick Cock.
Girl 1: that’s why I asked, you weren’t the first or only one sis

by Alice Shannon February 24, 2021

Ethan

Usually gets taken for a mug but is the most kindest selfless person you'll ever meet

Paula : Shall we have a cup of tea in the new Ethan?
Christine : the one from pound land? Yeah sure

by eggyegg October 12, 2017