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Epsteionage

Investigations launched by the Trump Administration and carried out by various Shadow Agencies in order to spy on, collect intelligence, and forcibly silence those in government suspected of any involvement of information dissemination aimed to expose, defame, implicate or otherwise malign Orange Mussolini regarding his personal, business and political ties to disgraced child sex trafficker and wealthy financiers Jeffrey Epstein.
Did you hear? The dark MAGA wingnuts serving in the top roles of the Trump Administration are launching extremely inhumane and illegal campaigns of Epsteionage against anyone and everyone he deems as disloyal. People are being literally snatched up and never being seen again - it's awful!!
by JesusPotter August 7, 2025
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epitrachelion

Meaning: The stole worn by priests and bishops in the Eastern Orthodox and Eastern Catholic churches. It is a long strip of cloth worn around the neck with the ends sewn together, symbolizing the yoke of Christ.
Example Usage: "Before beginning the liturgy, the priest kissed his epitrachelion and solemnly placed it over his shoulders."
by Brookes Huwasi August 26, 2025
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Epstein Files

yeah they totally dont exist
by A really big weirdo August 27, 2025
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Epstein Island

When a person takes a huge dump the morning after anal sex and leaves a mound sticking out of the water mixed with baby batter
that was so big I left an Epstein Island in that toilet
by theurbanverman September 2, 2025
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Epitoglomonous

The final hurdle to accomplishing one's goals toward happiness or self-fulfillment
After surpassing the epitoglomonous of the week, I will finally move on with my life.
by xRetnuh September 16, 2025
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Epsteinth Time

1. More than an umpteenth time. Defines something that has happened so many times it's excruciatingly painful. Causes migraines and mental breakdowns. For large groups of people has lead to protests and a riot or two.

2. The closest number to infinity.

Can be used as a political, economic, or parenting term.

In political context it always has something to do with Doniella Frump Jr.
In economic context its used to colloquially express frustration or exasperation at a recurring event.
1. We have asked the government to release the Epstein files for the Epsteinth time. Our president, who is listed in those files, some Epsteinth time, still refuses.

2. The United States is going thru a economic crisis for the Epsteinth Time, thanks to the president that is in the Epstein files more than an Epsteinth time.

3. Mom told me to do the dishes for the Epsteinth Time, I didn't, now I'm grounded until my 18th birthday.
by Awesomesauce 360 September 24, 2025
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Epsteined

When somebody tricks you into thinking that they did something even though you rare bluffing; ie: faking your own death
Jeffrey Epstein epsteined everyone by faking his own death.
by NEhz_75 November 3, 2025
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