eskimo shuffle

The eskimo shuffle refers to an iconic dance move in eskimo culture during the late 1700's. Eskimos would freeze their hands together behind their back and would chase after penguins in what was considered the antartic's first push towards global sporting recognition with their proposal to the olympic games getting rejected under the claims that it was more of a dance and less of a sport. The eskimo's, obviously distraught over the sheer lack of respect to their culture banded together and set out to destroy their fierce rivals at the time. The Jamaican jig had a much wider spread of influence and mass appeal to those with restricted access to penguins and was their number 1 competition in achieving global recognition through the eskimo shuffle.

look at that person do the eskimo shuffle in the club, hes crazy with it

by realeskimoshuffle July 20, 2023

eskimo blowdart

when u mold a piece of ice small enough to fit in the tip of your penis and insert it inside , you then masturbate jn front of your partner and when u finish u shoot it at your partner

Dude last night was crazy , I Giselle with an eskimo blowdart

by lorenzobunny26 June 17, 2025

Eskimo Couch

A snow made outdoor piece of furniture. They are typically long and cold and full of seamen.

"I can't wait to get this fishing boat back to land and put my feet up on my Eskimo couch!"

by Beboppsi January 29, 2022

Eskimo Cousin

When two people have sex with the same person but in different ways

Dude: yo I fucked Ryan in the ass last night

Dudette: that’s crazy Ryan fucked me in the cooter the other day
Dude: guess we Eskimo Cousins homie

by Ball Bustin Bob April 13, 2021

Eskimo Kiss

When you and your buddy both creampie your wives and they touch their filled vaginas to each other.

That eskimo kiss mary and nicole did was hot.

by anonymous December 2, 2023

eskimo kissing

when your to prude to kiss a guy you would rather use your nose instead, a sniff may take place in this operation

Anthony and Gabbie we eskimo kissing on the ride home from Blake's

by onmychest101 November 20, 2013

eskimo mushing

Where you turn your A/C all the way up and pour water into the vagina and let it freeze. Promptly after freezing you stick a dildo in and crush the ice to where it flows out of the vagina like a glacier.

Joan's vagina was like an harsh Alaskan winter after her Eskimo Mushing.

by BradleyMills April 13, 2014