Squeaking the duck

To massage the third limb, usually only practiced on a male although can be practiced on a female under special circumstances.

Synonyms for squeaking the duck are but not limited to:

Wanking
Buffing the Banana
Choking the chicken

by Kevin is my alias May 21, 2009

Duck-Ducting

The act of abducting a duck.

"You know what I feel like doing today?" Joe said.
"What is that, Joe?" Asked Bob.
"I feel like duck-ducting." Joe replied,

by Joe the Hoe November 6, 2012

Liam the Duck

When a child in his teens named Liam gets booped on the head and is called a duck.

Look, it's Liam the Duck!

by I AM THE INTERNET January 3, 2018

duck jizz

When a boy duck and a girl duck are in love they have special kind of hug where the boy duck pumps the girl duck full of hot, stanky duck jizz.

Gustav: This sandwich tastes like duck jizz!

Olav: I'm going to have to go have a talk with "Donald" and twist his beak.

It's obvious he's been ducking off onto the sandwich bread again.

Gustav: Thanks, old bean!

by scodder September 28, 2012

Odonnell Duck

Noun: A greasy duck found in the South Carolina region. An odonnell duck may have the initial appearance of an eagle, but when cut open it's true colors are exposed. The odonnell duck is not the smartest of the ducks, in fact is considered the dumbest of all ducks. An Odonnell duck is a bottom feeder which scientist say may be the reason the duck is greasy. Unlike a normal mallard this ducks quack sounds more like a baby crying.

I wasn't sure it was an Odonnell duck that was found eating out of the trash can until I heard it whining like a baby.

by Ins Word Guru 2 July 18, 2012

fried duck

person that you kind of hate but you are still friends

josh is a fried duck

by Fried Duck February 23, 2017

SSI Duck

Means a person who fakes thier illness/disabilities so they don't have to work , Henceforth , " Playing the system".

Jamal: Man , u know them niggas sit out there all day long, knowing there is not nothin wrong with they ass.

Ash: them some SSI Duck , getting that check to supply their drankin' habits.

by Blackcat89, Prez.Moore May 22, 2011