1. Derp: Hey man, what were u doing in the market?
Herp: Nothing man. I was just derping around.
2. Mom: Stop derping around on Facebook and study.
Son: Shut up, woman.
Mom: WHAT DID U SAY??? Herp derp.. blah blah.. blah blah.... No XBox for a week.
Son: Okay...
Herp: Nothing man. I was just derping around.
2. Mom: Stop derping around on Facebook and study.
Son: Shut up, woman.
Mom: WHAT DID U SAY??? Herp derp.. blah blah.. blah blah.... No XBox for a week.
Son: Okay...
by gunslingerpro January 23, 2012
Get the derping around mug.The state of paranoia in which people fear President Obama so much, they stop thinking logically and stop using common sense. Usually a direct result of watching too much Fox News.
Announcer: This is Skeeter.
Skeeter: Kenyan, Muslim, Communist, Socialist.
Announcer: Skeeter is suffering from Obama Derangement Syndrome.
Skeeter: He bowed to other world leaders. He had a hip-hop barbecue.
Skeeter: Kenyan, Muslim, Communist, Socialist.
Announcer: Skeeter is suffering from Obama Derangement Syndrome.
Skeeter: He bowed to other world leaders. He had a hip-hop barbecue.
by potterfreak98 October 26, 2012
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by Steve_42 January 25, 2009
Get the Derf Smash mug.Dervla - nicest person you want to meet, witty, intelligent, caring and loving, the name encapulates kindness and loyalty, but she is free spirited and can slip out of your hands so if you get one to sit on your hand and not run, be very grateful and don't let her go but don't hold too tight or she do a runner in the night - also know as Derv You can only love a Dervla if you get one, don't let it go
by CoolCheese November 23, 2011
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In college, he played for the Memphis Tigers for one year, gathering up an average of 14.9 PPG duing the regular season.
Rose was selected 1st in the NBA Draft by the Chicago Bulls, who had only a 1.7% chance of getting the top pick in the Draft Lottery.
In his first season (2008-09), he won the Rookie of the Year award, becoming the 3rd Bulls player to ever do so.
In his second season, he scored 20.8 PPG and made the All-Star team that year. The Bulls finished with a 41-41 record for the second straight year and made the playoffs again.
In his third season, Rose had a phenomenal season, scoring 25 PPG, making the All-Star team again, and led his team to a 62-20 record, best in the NBA. He won the League's MVP award, becoming the youngest NBA player ever to win the award.
In the playoffs, Rose got farther than the first round for the first time in his career, defeating the Pacers and Hawks (he scored a career-high 44 points in a game against Atlanta). In the Eastern Conference Finals, the Bulls eventually lost to the Miami Heat 4-1.
In his fourth season, Rose only played 39 games during an injury-filled season. He made the All-Star game for the third consecutive season.
During the Bulls' playoff opener, Rose tore his ACL and missed the rest of the playoffs, with an estimated recovery period of 8-12 months.
He is currently scheduled to make a quicker comeback to the team sometime after the 2013 All-Star break.
In college, he played for the Memphis Tigers for one year, gathering up an average of 14.9 PPG duing the regular season.
Rose was selected 1st in the NBA Draft by the Chicago Bulls, who had only a 1.7% chance of getting the top pick in the Draft Lottery.
In his first season (2008-09), he won the Rookie of the Year award, becoming the 3rd Bulls player to ever do so.
In his second season, he scored 20.8 PPG and made the All-Star team that year. The Bulls finished with a 41-41 record for the second straight year and made the playoffs again.
In his third season, Rose had a phenomenal season, scoring 25 PPG, making the All-Star team again, and led his team to a 62-20 record, best in the NBA. He won the League's MVP award, becoming the youngest NBA player ever to win the award.
In the playoffs, Rose got farther than the first round for the first time in his career, defeating the Pacers and Hawks (he scored a career-high 44 points in a game against Atlanta). In the Eastern Conference Finals, the Bulls eventually lost to the Miami Heat 4-1.
In his fourth season, Rose only played 39 games during an injury-filled season. He made the All-Star game for the third consecutive season.
During the Bulls' playoff opener, Rose tore his ACL and missed the rest of the playoffs, with an estimated recovery period of 8-12 months.
He is currently scheduled to make a quicker comeback to the team sometime after the 2013 All-Star break.
Derrick Rose is easily one of the best players in the NBA.
Stacey King: Too big, too strong, too fast, too good" (in reference to Derrick Rose's play)
Stacey King: Too big, too strong, too fast, too good" (in reference to Derrick Rose's play)
by Chicago's One and Only November 2, 2012
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Get the Berp a derp derp mug.specifically, a piece of green lint on a white sweater would be a derber. a piece of white lint would not be. a booger on a newspaper would be. a booger in your nose would not be.
by andy1 April 3, 2004
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