Deacon

Wil suck a poop noodle out the tip of you're dick for a big mac

Damn deacon sucked the hell out that poop noodle

by xWOLFMANNx January 23, 2017

dealership

A business established or operating under an authorisation to buy, sell or distribute a product in specified region or area.

A Wisconsin Honda motor vehicle dealership is authorised to buy, sell or distribute Honda motor vehicles in Dundee and surrounding areas but not in Milwaukee.

by Indra Chandon November 11, 2003

package deal

When a guy gets one of his girl friends mad at him and for some reason the girl's friends get just as mad if not more at him for no reason.

Nick: Dude Steph is so mad at me. You know what makes it worse? Kelli and Anna are more mad then Steph is.

Tom: Dude that totally sounds like the Package Deal.

by Bobb O April 14, 2009

deafophobia

the swaggiest mf you'll ever meet. he likes to reply "ok" or "k" to everything but i doubt he's doing it on purpose. Oh and he cant spell very well but he's super nice and just perfect. he's my bestie <33

have u seen deafophobia?? he's bestie's with zoraexe.

by zoraexe April 9, 2021

tyson deal

This move is basically the same as a hot carl, but you use your neighbors beagle.

Angus gave me the biggest tyson deal last night.

by WillieWonka January 25, 2008

SeaMonkey Dealer

A shady man, usually rides a bike, has a beard, a creep of sort. tires to sell you seamonkeys. Hobo-ish in appearance.

*Driving*

Man 1 : "Omg look at that seamonkey dealer"

Man 2 : "Yo drive faster"

by Twaggleton August 17, 2010

FAP-DEALER

Individual responsible for provide emphatically material dedicated to fappers, following their specifications.

Michael seeks some porn to Grey.
Grey is a fapper.
Michael is the seeker. He is the dealer, the Fap-Dealer

by log null October 6, 2012