Duck song

Best song in history

Did you watch the duck song

Yea it’s the best

by karentookthekids:( April 29, 2019

duck jizz

When a boy duck and a girl duck are in love they have special kind of hug where the boy duck pumps the girl duck full of hot, stanky duck jizz.

Gustav: This sandwich tastes like duck jizz!

Olav: I'm going to have to go have a talk with "Donald" and twist his beak.

It's obvious he's been ducking off onto the sandwich bread again.

Gustav: Thanks, old bean!

by scodder September 28, 2012

Squeaking the duck

To massage the third limb, usually only practiced on a male although can be practiced on a female under special circumstances.

Synonyms for squeaking the duck are but not limited to:

Wanking
Buffing the Banana
Choking the chicken

by Kevin is my alias May 21, 2009

Duck-Ducting

The act of abducting a duck.

"You know what I feel like doing today?" Joe said.
"What is that, Joe?" Asked Bob.
"I feel like duck-ducting." Joe replied,

by Joe the Hoe November 6, 2012

Liam the Duck

When a child in his teens named Liam gets booped on the head and is called a duck.

Look, it's Liam the Duck!

by I AM THE INTERNET January 3, 2018

fried duck

person that you kind of hate but you are still friends

josh is a fried duck

by Fried Duck February 23, 2017

French duck

When you fart in the shower and it sounds like a drowning duck.

I think I just heard a french duck

by op2014 November 4, 2014