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The Russian Curse

Randomly finding yourself talking to multiple Russian(doesn't really matter could be Moroccon African, asian or wherever really) woman through email in attempts for them to move in with you with them resettling to a new country. These phish emails attempt to steal your identity and offer false hopes of love at first site. Not to be confused with the shini curse or the white mans burden.
Dude have you guys seen those Russian fight videos? everybody in Russia fights for some reason. I think Russia's been rubbing off on me, I don't even drink that much anymore and in the past year I've done over a thousand dollars in damages to my house... I might have the Russian curse.
by fuckinghateme August 27, 2013
mugGet the The Russian Cursemug.

CURSE

Close Up Rectal Self Examination. IOW, Head up your ass!
That guy suffers from the CURSE
by LWoodsUSA November 1, 2024
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Peyton's curse

Running around in call of duty and then being cross map naded
Me: GET PEYTON'S CURSE OFF OF ME I GOT CROSS MAPPED BY A NADE!!
Peyton: *Laughs*
by Ache431 October 14, 2020
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Mikey’s curse

A curse in manhua, manhwas or mangas that turns a non-humanoid character into a loli
Person 1: “Thank god she didn’t turn into a loli”
Person 2: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MIKEY’S CURSE IS BACK
by Onira April 7, 2024
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HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE

POOR IS A SIN.
Well you know all of these investments in society that are sitting idle and some not even being used at night as this HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE as they keep trespassing you out of being able to sleep where these who do so have a good night SLEEP so if society is going to change you may want to look at the GROSS TREATMEMT of these PARSIMONIOUS PIGS who crawl into their ESCAPE HATCH.
by DISTRAUGHT June 1, 2022
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pot split curse

When the Fantasy Gods have struck down and punished the teams who split the pot in prior championships
“Nuch’s team hasn’t been good lately huh?”
“You didn’t hear? He got hit with the ole Pot Split Curse!
by This Guyyy Joe December 8, 2024
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Last item curse

The bane of collectors.
When you're one item away from completing a set, but you can't find it no matter how hard you look in store shelves or how many packs you buy.
Person A: You got to help me!
Person B: What's wrong?
Person A: You know how I need only more card to complete my set, right?
Well, I opened ten 5-card blind packs, and I didn't get it!
Person A: Looks like you're suffering from the last item curse.
by ChameleonDragon February 6, 2018
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