self celebrate

to "celebrate" by yourself. masterbate. a method of safe sex and celebacy

How many of you self celebrated on Love Day? Sometimes I don't have the time, so I self celebrate.

by jmscisco March 1, 2009

Notorious Caleb

–noun

1. A large type of negro which resides mainly in southern Colombia.

I saw that Notorious Caleb while I was hiking, and booked it out of there.

by oHAICALEBWSUP July 29, 2010

non-celeb

a. Someone famous purely by who their family is and/or who they are acquaintances with

b. Person whose fame preceeded any kind of achievement

c. Just watch E! for an hour

Person #1: Who are the Kardashians?

Person #2: They are these famous sisters on TV.

Person #1: Why are they on TV? What do they do?

Person #2: I don't really know.

Person #1: But they're famous anyway.

Person #2: Yeah.

Person #1: I mean, usually a famous person I haven't of has a career or talent or something that makes them important. We aren't famous because we haven't done anything to make names for ourselves. So, where is our show?

Person #2: We don't have one.

Person #1: Guess we aren't lucky enough to be non-celebs.

by metatron85 April 2, 2011

nitro caleb

A guy who is really bad at video games and needs to get better at them.

“Dude you are so bad like a nitro Caleb!”

by xRisk_Skillzx May 10, 2018

Gutta celeb

Gutta-a RIDE OR DIE friend
“Hood” typa friend

Celebration-“celeb” May 20

There go my GUTTA jit !
It’s May 20 today we “Gutta celeb”

by Gutta bihhh May 15, 2021

The Caleb Shuffle

To cheat in a card game by poorly shuffling and adding desired cards to the top of the deck.

Caleb: Welp, that's a Glinthorn Buccaneer off the top deck. GG Boys.
Nick: Fuckin cheater did The Caleb Shuffle.
Andrew: He's been doing it for years...

by Salty Loser January 10, 2022

Benjamin Caleb Argueta

the best man on the planet, get all the women and men, great at parties.

man i would love to have sex with Benjamin Caleb Argueta

by Benok_2.0 February 2, 2022