cooze

-an extremely attractive and intellegent female.
-crappy 80's slang
-puss puss

heather cooze! turn off that weinermobile before my blood/brain barrier eexxxplodddessss!

by cooze#1 August 22, 2004

crooch

An outward rounding of the Mons Veneris (or Mons Pubis) due to noticeable collection of adipose tissue around the pubic bone on an otherwise thin body.

It encompasses the pudendal cleft and might or might or might not not extend to the full length of the labia majora.

Used with a positive connotation.

Introduced in northern New Mexico, from pooch+crotch: literally a pooch on the crotch.

You have such a sexy crooch

by xtn June 7, 2011

crook

What I am not

"I am not a crook"

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004

Crooze

1) To poon, to pwn ,to hav a laugh all over something.
2) to cum over someones face

'I'd crooze on that pussy'

'Yeh man, after i crooze you on halo!'

by Overell1338 February 19, 2009

cooza

cooza is the act of over dosing your cat on alcohol.

look at that cat i think he is cooza

by chucky aaa May 16, 2010

cooze

a thing that you put around your beer so that it won't sweat or condensate

-dude look at my new cooze.
-yeah dude it's cool for your coors light

by sup yo.. February 17, 2008

coozie

Pubic Hair. Usually in reference to finding it in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Damn, Fred, there's a coozie in my hamburger.

by Kenjolio January 14, 2004