It's like that thing you used to do before Coronavirus, but now you only do because:
a) you're meeting the boys
b) someone hasnt text you back
c) you are trying to distract yourself
d) you are scared of getting sick
But now it is between doomscrolling and lockdown showering. I bet that shower is going to take longer than normal and you will schedule 1 hour of the day for it, when it used to take you no longer than 20 minutes. There is nothing else to do because there is no music anymore and no tv shows are being shot.
a) you're meeting the boys
b) someone hasnt text you back
c) you are trying to distract yourself
d) you are scared of getting sick
But now it is between doomscrolling and lockdown showering. I bet that shower is going to take longer than normal and you will schedule 1 hour of the day for it, when it used to take you no longer than 20 minutes. There is nothing else to do because there is no music anymore and no tv shows are being shot.
by Firephoenix June 16, 2020
Get the Covid showeringmug. Once you learn to de-covid yourself and your friends you will be at peace with yourself and the world.
by Joey's corp September 23, 2020
Get the De-Covidmug. by Harvey Dogg December 20, 2020
Get the covid fatmug. To avoid any unwanted social event, gathering or function without shame or guilt by using the pandemic as an excuse.
I didn't want to see this guy who keeps texting me. So even though I'm cool with seeing people, I used my covid privilege to get out of it. LOL
by VisyVisyVis89 December 29, 2020
Get the Covid Privilegemug. The waiting time between getting a Covid-19 test and receiving results when you must be in isolation.
Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I have the sniffles so I got a Covid test yesterday and haven't gotten the results yet. It feels like I have Schrödinger's Covid.
by Jen X December 21, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Covidmug. To state that you have a college degree on the topic you are debating with someone while being completely wrong about said topic.
During the Covid-19 Pandemic, many students were either given automatic passing grades or failing a class wasn't counted against you. This practice ended up letting students pass classes they shouldn't have or even end up graduating despite not meeting requirements that would otherwise be required had there not been a pandemic.
During the Covid-19 Pandemic, many students were either given automatic passing grades or failing a class wasn't counted against you. This practice ended up letting students pass classes they shouldn't have or even end up graduating despite not meeting requirements that would otherwise be required had there not been a pandemic.
Person 1: "As someone with a Master's Degree in history from Harvard, only 1 million people died in the Holocaust."
Person 2: "Oh, so you got a Covid Degree."
Person 2: "Oh, so you got a Covid Degree."
by MrGandry September 18, 2023
Get the Covid degreemug. How we've all learned to dress and accessorize in 2020. Includes wearing pajama bottoms with shirts on Zoom calls, wearing the same clothes from day to day, and selecting our COVID masks to complement our COVID wardrobe.
"Did you notice John wearing the same shirt on all the calls this week? That's pushing the boundaries of COVID couture."
"So much for dressing up! I'm all for COVID couture from here on."
"Her mask is beautiful and raises the bar of COVID couture."
"So much for dressing up! I'm all for COVID couture from here on."
"Her mask is beautiful and raises the bar of COVID couture."
by wannabe skibum December 27, 2020
Get the COVID couturemug.