confinform

To simultaneously inform someone of a decision that's already been made while giving the perfunctory illusion of asking for their permission.

"I'll confinform my boss that we're spending $1000 on happy hour drinks for the team."

by rameshdharan February 20, 2024

Confirmation theory

Not to be confused with the study.

When you come up with a theory for a subjects that shares or identifies similar aspects, of which imply another theory. This theory confirms another, in logic with what’s been expressed, whether directly or indirectly.

Symbolic in relation. Hint of mutuality. Sarcasm marked.

Larry - “The time doesn’t shoot too far out as he loops further, I think he gets killed in the end.”

Tom- “That would make sense why blood stains appear later in the loops as he keeps looping further. Cool confirmation theory.”

Larry-“Stfu Tom! That’s not gonna happen.”

by 1ksoss February 22, 2024

configicide

It combines "config," referring to configuration files or settings, and the suffix "-cide," which is used in words denoting the act of killing or destroying. So, "configicide" would specifically mean the act of destroying or 'killing' important configuration, unintentionally or not, by a team member.

I have just committed configicide do we have a backup?

I thought I was just cleaning up old files, but it turned out to be a total configicide; I deleted the configuration files that were actually in use.

by Muzs1 February 23, 2024

Confirmend

Adjective
When something in a fictional piece of media isn't explicitly stated as canon but other things make it implied that it is indeed canon.

(Character A in a silly robot show types out "Hanging out? We just kinda are hanging out a lot idk" with hearts when referring to Character B)
Bob: OMG CHARACTER A X CHARACTER B CONFIRMEND!

by cherrysandcats April 6, 2024

Configurating

The art of setting up and preparing a crap ton of devices.

I've been configurating devices all day, when will it end?

by Darth Reign April 23, 2024

Confirmative amnesia

A disease where by the person you send money to does not call you back to confirm whether they received it

I helped Bayo with $200, but I have not heard from him since then because of his confirmative amnesia.

by The Malachi June 4, 2024

confidiocracy

A system of governance wherein the richest and whitest and malest demographic typically decides which person with the confidence of a mediocre white man is elected every four years to make them richer, based on which one makes the most convincing promises.

The United States has always been a confidiocracy, but much more flagrantly starting in 2016.

by sycdan October 5, 2024