coolest cucumber

Illest person ever.

Man , that caleb dude is the coolest cucumber.

by ChickenNuggetsBro June 18, 2017

Collecting the Receipts

(v) the act in which one screenshots text conversations to use as blackmail in the future

Susan: I can’t beileve he said that? He shouldn’t get away with that

Clair: Girl he won’t. I’m collecting the receipts.

by Claret Mcbrowb June 12, 2018

Collectibles

Another term used for saying you have hoes. Or many people you “talk” to.

Friend- bro i thought you were dating her.
Friend 2- No dude, she just one of my collectibles.

by Mr.Wiskers August 27, 2018

Collectaballs

Any ball that is labelled as collectable. Such as baseball's footballs basket balls Golf balls and soccer balls. Etc.

wow what a man cave. I love your selection of collectaballs you have collected.

by Das Miz January 5, 2019

Collecthoe

The word is an amalgamation of the words 'collector' and 'hoe'. A collecthoe is a person who collects something and is also a hoe.

Drake refused to return Tanya her panties because he was a collecthoe.

by Cthulhu22 February 8, 2019

Collective Diary

Facebook.

Facebook is so unique. Think about it. What has ever existed like it before? It's the first-ever example of what is a... collective diary. Hey, I should submit that to Urban Dictionary.

by Vincent Van Dazzled February 25, 2019

Collecting Socks

Taking that ass.

Jamie: I WAS COLLECTING SOCKS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF AT A TIME!!
Player: Okay, man. Whatever.

by Millimeter Beter March 20, 2019