When you drink a packet of mayonnaise and it reaches to your rectum just as you’re getting an anal creampie.
by MayoBartender November 24, 2021
Get the Cumayo cocktailmug. by _mr boy_ March 8, 2020
Get the Indian cocktailmug. A large highball glass with one
Large ice cube and at least four fingers of your favorite liquor, usually consumed in multiples of 2.-
Large ice cube and at least four fingers of your favorite liquor, usually consumed in multiples of 2.-
Mother in Law Cocktail: “Got to grab a handle of vodka so I can have a couple
Mother in-laws when I get home so I can have dinner with
My mother in law who lives in my
Basement”
Mother in-laws when I get home so I can have dinner with
My mother in law who lives in my
Basement”
by schnock123 October 3, 2018
Get the Mother in Law Cocktailmug. A Math Discoverer's Cocktail is something to help you learn math.
Kratom 1g to 6g. Helps with bitter taste and learning math.
Modafinil 200mg.
Armodafinil 150mg.
Nicotine lozenges 2mg to 4mg.
Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg.
Strattera.
2-FMA 15mg to 45mg
3-FMA 15mg to 45mg.
4F-MPH 15mg to 75mg.
Prolintane 15mg to 40mg.
Ethylphenidate 45mg to 200mg+.
Cotinine 2mg to 20mg.
Phenylpiracetam 100mg.
Kratom 1g to 6g. Helps with bitter taste and learning math.
Modafinil 200mg.
Armodafinil 150mg.
Nicotine lozenges 2mg to 4mg.
Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg.
Strattera.
2-FMA 15mg to 45mg
3-FMA 15mg to 45mg.
4F-MPH 15mg to 75mg.
Prolintane 15mg to 40mg.
Ethylphenidate 45mg to 200mg+.
Cotinine 2mg to 20mg.
Phenylpiracetam 100mg.
Tony: I tried the Math Discoverer's Cocktail (pills and herbs) and became a math and science expert.
by HawaiianPunch1 April 11, 2025
Get the Math Discoverer's Cocktailmug. A drink you vomit into and then continue drinking because you don’t realize it due to your intoxication
by TikiRouge January 25, 2018
Get the personal cocktailmug. A cocktail of drugs done in a specific order. Take a dab, do a shot of Jack Daniels, take a bump of ketamine and then receive a slap in the face from your best friend.
Dillon keeps yelling about how fucking splurnt he is.
Yeah he’s been doing splurnt cocktails all night.
Yeah he’s been doing splurnt cocktails all night.
by Splurnt astronaut February 1, 2020
Get the Splurnt Cocktailmug. An act of more than one gentleman ejaculating in the same young lady during the same encounter, usually vaginally.
Often used to express an intention to frustrate said young lady's ability to identify the father if she conceives.
Implies an expectation or intention to impregnate said young lady while avoiding responsibility.
More casually, describes the accumulated ejaculate of multiple gentlemen in a young lady's mouth before she swallows it.
Often used to express an intention to frustrate said young lady's ability to identify the father if she conceives.
Implies an expectation or intention to impregnate said young lady while avoiding responsibility.
More casually, describes the accumulated ejaculate of multiple gentlemen in a young lady's mouth before she swallows it.
Hey, let's try to give Judy a sperm cocktail so she can't come after any of us for child support.
Don't make a sound while you're inside Suzy, or she'll take off her blindfold and realize we're giving her a sperm cocktail.
Before I finish with Beth and pass her to you, you all need to promise to contribute to her sperm cocktail so I'm not on the hook by myself.
Wait until we have all finished, Peggy, then swish it around before you swallow your sperm cocktail.
Don't make a sound while you're inside Suzy, or she'll take off her blindfold and realize we're giving her a sperm cocktail.
Before I finish with Beth and pass her to you, you all need to promise to contribute to her sperm cocktail so I'm not on the hook by myself.
Wait until we have all finished, Peggy, then swish it around before you swallow your sperm cocktail.
by Cock-sure Fellow January 3, 2025
Get the Sperm Cocktailmug.