Law of Chub

Most commonly aplliable to the De La Salle 2010 soccer team.

Law 1:

Amount of chub is inversely proportional to the amount of time before a game. Therefore, as time before a game (t) decreases, chub (c) in creases.

Law 2:

Amount of chub is varies directly with the importance of the game. Therefore, as importance increases, chub increases as well.

Law of Chub:

e.g. c=k(constant of chub)/t

by demianin February 28, 2010

morning chubby

when u wake up in the morning with a big ass boner.

after my friend slept over i woke up with a morning chubby and a sore asshole. then i cried.

by shanematt July 27, 2005

Country Chubby

A Country Chubby is a red neck fat or chubby female. Their natural mating grounds are country buffets and also subway where they can obtain double chocolate chip cookies. They enjoy eating and other southern activities.

Big Girls at Barbecue Buffets Country Chubby

by bigboiready86 January 26, 2010

chub bump

You take a partially hard penis and thrust upon a girls leg, thigh, and or ass to show her what your working with.

I gave that fatty a chub bump.

by chubbumpmaster132 February 7, 2010

Chub Sauce

Chub sauce is a slang term for semen. Chub being a slang term for "chubby." Chubby is also a slang term for an erection, thus the two words combined give you "chub sauce" (sperm).

I was jerkin off and got chub sauce on my favorite pants.

by OneOfTheBigToes July 26, 2010

chubbylumpkins

john and yaco.

dang, that chubbylumpkins looks good. josh and kyle are always hating on them chubbylumpkins, maybe they should pray about that.

by james tony madison October 16, 2008

li'l chub

1. n. a flaccid penis whose circumference is equal to or greater than its length.

2. n. a short, fat person whose circumference is equal to or greater than his/her length,

1. Mom: Kevin! Are you playing with your li'l chub again?!?

2. I bet if we tipped that li'l chub over he'd roll right down the hill.

by Wally Balljacker December 21, 2003