Dirty Christopher

When you staple your balls to a Christmas tree in an old folk’s home and shout “CHRISTMAS IS COMING” every 25 minutes

Named after the legendary Christopher Forde

“Did you hear he did a Dirty Christopher last night?”

by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

Christopher Columbus

Christopher Columbus (verb) to pompously offer up old, established information as if it is newsworthy or profound.

“Brian Christopher Columbused the entire band about the history of the blues after watching a documentary over the weekend.

by Corncakes December 3, 2023

Christopher peck

A guy that says “hey” way to much

Your such a Christopher peck

by The zom November 24, 2021

Christoph

Christoph is the love of my life, I would give everything up if that means that i can be with him , the moment I saw his beautiful blue eyes and his beautiful smile i was in love . I love looking at him when he drinks a beer because his cheeks are getting red. I prayed for someone like this everyday, thank you god for such a nice,beautiful,sexy and loving person. The attention he gives me, the compliments, the orgasm everything on him is perfect, i want it to stay like this for ever and if i could give you an advice i would tell you to find someone like Christoph❤️

A: who is that sexy guy over there?
B:That’s Christoph but he has a girl already sorry.
A: That sucks, igtg search for another Christoph,Bye.

by daria6969696969 November 21, 2024

Christopher

Most likely a player with a big heart. He usually hangs around his buddies and talks to them about how he is using you. He uses you for money or someone to pick on.

Girl: Lain is soooo hot I'm gonna ask him out!!
Me: Ewww you like him he is such a Christopher

by Rileyb_123223 December 19, 2021

Christopher

A Christopher is amazing cute and handsome they can get shy but not a lot Christopher is a keeper thy will stand by your side no matter what a Christopher is drop dead sexy they are amazing and loving caring and will make you happy a Christopher has a cute smile and a cute laugh they will stay with you forever and ever and Gives you you good pleasures I recommend to find a Christopher because the one I have is amazing and he gives me butterflies when he talks to me and they are charming

Christopher is charming

by Ndjdjsowpwpw May 31, 2019