Chris

A literal retard who knows nothing at all.

You're a Chris!

by THEBIGGESTBONERINTHEWORLD December 6, 2017

Chris

Guys named Chris and shitty golfers and have a super hairy chest. They are not fun to be around.

"fuck! Who invited Chris, I don't want him iny foursome. He's gonna spoil the mood and get chest hair everywhere!"

by Sazfed91 June 25, 2018

Chris

Most athletic person u ever seen he can jump run and is very strong. He is a star at football and basketball. The girls love him and follow him where ever he goes.

That kid Chris is a total beast.
If u get a boyfriend like Chris u need to keep him.

by Ndjhfhfhfhfhhf November 26, 2016

Chris

VEry Very VERY VeRy bad at ArK lOl NoOb!

woaw! chris is shit at ark lol

by Arkpro July 22, 2019

Chris

Some cunt who uses an S10+ and molests children

Yo did you see that guy Chris, he touched my son

by Bruce Garcia April 19, 2019

Chris

This man likes men and he enjoys sucking the penis’s. He really loves hentai and nuts to it everytime. When he sees his waifu he gets so red that he yells like a duck. When he sees something related to sponge bob he says he does and he cries, but he never gets the gurl.

Cmon man don’t be a chris

by Lord Morningstar August 22, 2020

Chris

Chris is the best guy friend you could ever ask for. He will spoil you when you are having a bad day and he is willing to travel as far as he needs to in order to make you happy. He is the most caring person that you will ever meet. Although you might not have known him for a long time don’t underestimate the amount of impact he will have on your life. Chris is super funny and amazing to be around. You can’t have a bad day when you are with Chris.

Today is gonna be amazing, Chris is coming.

by chris’bff August 9, 2019