chocolate nuts

Where one wipes the anus from back to front as apposed to front to back, therefore carrying the faeces from the anus onto the scrotum and testicular area, usually coating them and giving them a brown colour.

Will: Yo Tom, how do you wipe your ass?
Tom: From back to front
Will: Ew fuck, you've got a case of chocolate nuts. He got a pooey balllbag

by rezenquah June 26, 2018

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Chocolate Dollar

The sexual act of inserting the big toe of the left foot directly into the anal cavity, causing an over-abundant use of cuss words. And nose bleeding.

Craig Ferguson was so taken aback by the shimmer of his guest's cocktail dress, that he couldn't avoid providing a congratulatory Chocolate Dollar as a befitting reward for...balls.

by m33 April 4, 2012

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chocoholicday

Another name for Monday

To get through Mondays, I eat a lot of chocolate. Instead of calling it "Monday" I like to say it is "Chocoholicday."

by spudart August 16, 2010

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chocolate rosebud

n: the asshole of a black man or woman that has recently been anally penetrated and therefore looks slightly swollen like a blooming rose or is still tightly closed like a rosebud

Ivan: "Yeah, I fisted Dominic for the first time last night."

Brian: "Oh really?"

Dominic: "Yeah, after we got done, my asshole was like a chocolate rosebud in spring!"

by BTheWordMaker May 16, 2008

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chocolate coke

Chocolate coke is a term describing a sexual act in which somebody (usually a man) snorts cocaine out of another person's (usually a woman) ass. The cocaine takes on a brown hue to it, and is therefore called 'chocolate coke'

"Dude that girl gave me some wicked chocolate coke last night"

by InMrM'sClass March 28, 2010

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