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Chucking wood

Last night, we caught little Joey chucking wood to the Sears catalog
by anonymous June 9, 2024
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chickinomitry

Girl math. Characterized by its consistent nonsensical nature. Ironically, it is most often expected to be completed by men. Why? It only adds to its absurd difficulty (likely by design).
“More like hour for the task, then a quick shower and then small little nap that ends with oral sex. Then, I need 45 mins to get ready for work. Do that math backwards and that’s what time you need to be here.”

“I was going to come over until you tried to make me do all that chickinomitry.”
by $LoveSkyDingo November 24, 2024
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chickinomitry

Girl math. Characterized by its consistent nonsensical nature. Ironically, it is most often expected to be completed by men. Why? It only adds to its absurd difficulty (likely by design).
“More like hour for the task, then a quick shower and then small little nap that ends with oral sex. Then, I need 45 mins to get ready for work. Do that math backwards and that’s what time you need to be here.”

“I was going to come over until you tried to make me do all that chickinomitry.”
by $LoveSkyDingo November 24, 2024
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Chucking his muck into a pasty

the soon to be sted demon needs to share their much for others to eat in a pasty
Chucking his muck into a pasty means the steroids have made him so erect he finds any warm pocket to stick it in and splatter
by Someone1254 April 28, 2025
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Chucking his muck into a pasty

the soon to be sted demon needs to share their muck for others to eat in a pasty
Chucking his muck into a pasty means the steroids have made me so erect he finds any warm pocket necessary to stick it in and splatter
by Someone1254 April 28, 2025
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Chickings

I'm eating chickings
by Будь February 22, 2026
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checklin

someone who is extremely self centered, thinks he does nothing wrong, and talks badly on people's names to make himself feel better even thought he is the biggest lowlife imaginable. Also he believes he can get any female he wants yet gets rejected every single time especially by women who's name starts with an R.
"You see that guy Liam over there?"
"Yeah that dude is such a checklin it's not even funny."
by Anonballs August 17, 2025
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