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Michael Castro

(n.) One who resembles Nicolas Cage. Is known for his tomfoolery. It takes some time to figure out his true character. Once you have passed the superficial layer of who Mike Castro is, you find him to be sweet, caring, genuine, and most of all a prince.

He keeps at a distance, not entirely sure why, a strong hypotheses to why is his desire to remain unhurt.
Ey, Michael Castro! May I have a carousel hug?
by Almond093640 January 16, 2010
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Ramon Castro

the greatest baseball player of all time in fact. He is currently the backup catcher on the New York Mets. Ramon is adored around the world for his ability to hit homeruns, steal bases, rape little girls, throw out runners and everything else. Ramon will carry the New York Mets on his back to the World Series this year.
Nicole: Who is Ramon Castro
Evaniel: ZOMG WTF. He is only the uberest of all baseball players to ever play.
Tony: <Phear Teh Castro>
by JENT, evaniel May 11, 2006
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puta de caserio

mujer apestosa que trabaja pa los bichotes en puerto rico...nomalmente estas putas pueden correr bien fuking rapido pq cuando el bichote se cansa de ellas las mata como putas apestosas que son.....
PARIS HILTON ES UNA PUTA DE CASERIO....
by BRANDON...92 March 20, 2009
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castroed

being locked up, not free or not given permission to go out anywhere.
"Im sorry I cant go, my wife castroed me to stay at home"

or

"that girls huge boobs always be castroed in that shirt. she needs to take it off"
by mofod May 15, 2013
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fidel castro

1. A fine cigar of excellent calibur.
2. Me when i'm drunk.
pass me a fidel castro my good man
by fidel August 14, 2003
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cast

a term used by auditors when adding up tons and tons of numbers to check that they are correctly summed up by a company.
Casting the whole ledger has made my eyes sore and fingers numb; the best part is, it didnt add up to the final amount!
by g t September 25, 2005
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Chemical castration

The act of getting a man incredibly drunk so he doesn't chase after that girl you like.
person a:hey man I need to get that guy over there really drunk so he can't chat up my girl.

person b:chemical castration great plan!
by pandagirl2853 January 2, 2012
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