One of the worlds most gruesomely dirty sex acts involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
You fill the stanley cup with maple syrup, and then spread the rest of the maple syrup all along and inside the buttox of your sex partner. Your sex partner plants her face into the stanley cup and slurps down the maple syrup as you plunge your man-hood into her syrupy mother hole. The final process is when your just about to reach ecstasy you hold the antlers above your head and grunt like a moose.
It all ends in extreme pandemonium and sticky goodness.
You fill the stanley cup with maple syrup, and then spread the rest of the maple syrup all along and inside the buttox of your sex partner. Your sex partner plants her face into the stanley cup and slurps down the maple syrup as you plunge your man-hood into her syrupy mother hole. The final process is when your just about to reach ecstasy you hold the antlers above your head and grunt like a moose.
It all ends in extreme pandemonium and sticky goodness.
Person #1: Hey man you want to take a trip with me to Canada to do some salmon fishing?
Person #2: No, but I wouldn't mind coming along to see if I could find one of those smokin canadian girls to show me what Canada's history is all about!
Person #1: Haha, your one crazy sick sob!!
Person #2: Haha! Amen brother!
Person #2: No, but I wouldn't mind coming along to see if I could find one of those smokin canadian girls to show me what Canada's history is all about!
Person #1: Haha, your one crazy sick sob!!
Person #2: Haha! Amen brother!
by JSkills February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.this is in response to some reasons to be proud to be canadian. (jordan, first post under search "canadian") each number is a smartass answer to each numbered reason he put.
1. canadian smarties are just cheap m&m's
2. ive had crispy crunch, it sucks
3. canadian football is gay
4. baseball is not canadian (doubleday dumass)
5. lacrosse is native american
6. i'll give u hockey
7. basketball is american (naysmith dumass)
8. apple pie isnt canadian, syrup is
9. idk wat mr. dress-up is, but it sounds like a pervert created it
10. ive been to tim hortons, it sucks
11. the canadians didnt fight in 1812, the british that were living there did
12. canada didnt surrender to germany b/c they didnt fight, america did and still didnt surrender
13. who cares if the english didnt ever surrender there, what does taht have to do with bitch lumberjacks?
14. if u think a bar fight is a war, that only makes people thinks canadians are bitches
15. ya, same comment as the last one
16. plaid is gay, no one in seattle thinks its cool
17. they never owned 10% of anything, do ur dam research
18. thats why we americans have guns, unlike ur poor ass's
19. that one makes no sense
20. we dont consider rednecks american, besides at least we dont chop trees for a living
21. u have no idea what ur talking about, the only thing of those u invented was velcro, and they only use velcro on kids shoes anyway
22. if u have ever gotten ur tongue stuck on a pole, then ur a fag
23. a canadian didnt invent superman, and even if he did, why do u think he made him an american business man?
basically, whatim trying to say is you're either a bad liar, or a dumass canadian, which is it?
1. canadian smarties are just cheap m&m's
2. ive had crispy crunch, it sucks
3. canadian football is gay
4. baseball is not canadian (doubleday dumass)
5. lacrosse is native american
6. i'll give u hockey
7. basketball is american (naysmith dumass)
8. apple pie isnt canadian, syrup is
9. idk wat mr. dress-up is, but it sounds like a pervert created it
10. ive been to tim hortons, it sucks
11. the canadians didnt fight in 1812, the british that were living there did
12. canada didnt surrender to germany b/c they didnt fight, america did and still didnt surrender
13. who cares if the english didnt ever surrender there, what does taht have to do with bitch lumberjacks?
14. if u think a bar fight is a war, that only makes people thinks canadians are bitches
15. ya, same comment as the last one
16. plaid is gay, no one in seattle thinks its cool
17. they never owned 10% of anything, do ur dam research
18. thats why we americans have guns, unlike ur poor ass's
19. that one makes no sense
20. we dont consider rednecks american, besides at least we dont chop trees for a living
21. u have no idea what ur talking about, the only thing of those u invented was velcro, and they only use velcro on kids shoes anyway
22. if u have ever gotten ur tongue stuck on a pole, then ur a fag
23. a canadian didnt invent superman, and even if he did, why do u think he made him an american business man?
basically, whatim trying to say is you're either a bad liar, or a dumass canadian, which is it?
and oh yeah, ur elections only take one day b/c they fix them all
how aboot them apples, eh?
canada sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how aboot them apples, eh?
canada sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by greenburg February 15, 2008
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Yeah we did a sacramento sweater... i mean an old king clancy, she was from canada
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I'm gonna make like Canada's History, and let a former governor fuck me...and that's after I had a baby with her daughter, Bristol.
by DEFinitionCognitionMagician February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.1. when your uncle ties your socks together while youre sleeping
2. when a registered sex offender wins the lottery.
3. when a transgendered moose gets a maple syrup enema and farts it out all over the stanely cup which is held by a lumberjack with a bad attitude, wild eyes and a shit eating grin on his face.
2. when a registered sex offender wins the lottery.
3. when a transgendered moose gets a maple syrup enema and farts it out all over the stanely cup which is held by a lumberjack with a bad attitude, wild eyes and a shit eating grin on his face.
by HighSnowLordofTheBlowLands February 6, 2010
Get the Canadas History mug.A place in Los Angeles county where the people there are very wealthy and stuck up. The kids all wear designer clothes such as rock & republic, true religion, juicy couture, and betsey johnson. Often the houses are massive and even more expensive because it costs a fortune to live in La Canada because the school district is good. LCE (la canada elementary) is the second best elementary school in california, and LCHS (la canada high school) is the third best high school in california. The people there are very shallow, and lead very sheltered lives, and have no idea what the real world is like. Most la canada kids have no idea what they have and claim they are poor even though they are no where near it. People become bored so the moms have gossip circles where all they do is talk about kids and spread rumers and then the kids want to retaliate but don't know how so they gossip about the parents in their circles. Many familys are broken because the father often doesnt have time for the family because he is forced to work to support their huge family and wife who sits on her ass and gets her nails done and goes shopping all day. Children and teens there hate their lives because they are so boring so they find things to do, often smoke. There are lots of drugs in la canada and many kids get high when their lives arent going the way they want and la canada kids also have the money to buy the drugs weather they steel the mony from their parents or their parents give them the money. No one knows where la canada is so you have to tell people that its near pasadena, and no one understands how bad la candada is.
-I met these stuck up bitches at the mall, they were hot but mann they were vicious.
-I bet those bitches were from La canada Flintrage
-I bet those bitches were from La canada Flintrage
by ya im from lc May 1, 2009
Get the La Canada mug.A stuck-up preppy town that is loaded with cash located in conneticut. On Friday’s after school, kids walk into town, crowd around Mackenzie’s and smoke pot, show off, and get drunk. The town has no clue what poverty is, and whenever they have fund-raisers for the homeless, some crack-dealer kids steal the friggin money and buy cigarettes. The mother’s have no clue how to drive what so ever and once in a while, they run over a poor bulimic runner in a rush to get their nails done. And sports aren’t for fun here, they’re for competition. Everyone is on a sport team, and if you aren’t on one, you are considered a gay loser. Aren’t kids nice here? All of the girls obsess about how they look and mostly spend time in the bathroom making sure their hair is perfect. Yeah, I almost became one of those, but I’m not. I’m also not emo, either, which are the only two classifications in New Canaan. And there are the butt-kissers, too, but they have no life. People in New Canaan have more then one house and brag to everyone about their money. And most of the time the parents are sitting around drinking wine while their kids run off and smoke.
On the last day of school, two stupid seventh graders got in a fight and were arressted, a kid stuck his foot in a window at B&R, and everyone wears really tight clothes. Great for New Canaan!
by i live in new canaan, even if my name is california July 2, 2006
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