Cactus

A bar in the bottom of a Mexican restaurant named Manana that serves moderately priced mixed drinks to underage kids.
A nice place to get wasted. The owner is a shady looking Paki guy.

Should we go to Cactus tonight and get fucked up?
Hell yes.

by Kate M. April 16, 2008

Cactus Legs

That shitty feeling when you come home from the bar, and you realized you haven't shaved in 2 months and 3 days.

Julia - Karen, holy fuck look at your legs!!
Karen - Thats why that dude kept staring at me. I had cactus legs!
Julia - Thats fucking awful.

by imdunkirk October 23, 2017

cactus-ing

the act of loving your girlfriend.

I'm cactus-ing my girlfriend.

by SupDaniii March 30, 2010

cactus

To become erect, get a hard on

When me see de gal inna she short skirt, me go cactus
(When I saw the girl in her short skirt, I went cactus)

by Ortiboy July 25, 2008

cactus

A hairy guy who shaves his chest (and possibly groin area as well), but it's never quite smooth.

My boyfriend is such a cactus, I feel like I'm rubbing up against sandpaper, I'd rather he just not shave at all!

by Cherry July 8, 2004

Cactus

Another term used to describe when someone gives you the finger. Can be used to replace the word "fuck."

"Hey don't give me the cactus, I'll give it right back. In fact, I'll give you two."

"Cactus me! This is ridiculous!"

by SloCal May 2, 2008

Cactus

The description of something very very ugly, disgusting or tasteless.

"Oh that chick is cactus"

by MaDMaN578 July 4, 2005