commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.

Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse.

by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018

commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.

Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse

by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018

Alexa Curse

If you hang around a sporty Alexa sometimes you may catch her curse of being ass at basketball.

1.) "oh man you caught the Alexa Curse didn't you"

by Mikiischill December 10, 2018

Alexa Curse

If you hang around a girl named Alexa, she is cursed with the knowledge of being ass at basketball only making one to two shots a day. Apparently, the curse can spread to many other people, only the ones playing around her or with her will be affected the affected range is about a half-court away from people.

1.) "oh shit, you got the Alexa curse lmao"

by Mikiischill December 10, 2018

the Curse of the Bit

It's the curse one gets when being in the same server as 8-bit. It is when one is near leveling up in the game 'Overwatch' but can't because he/she is missing the required Experience Point amount which is 20.000 with 1000 points or less. The Curse happens at random.

A: OMG I NEED ONLY 200 POINTS TO LEVEL UP ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
B: Oof, it sounds like you got the curse.
A: What curse?
B: The Curse of the Bit
A: Oh no...

by dayvidcafe October 10, 2018

The Curse of Big Tony

When Big Tony joins your group as a bandwagon fan (like a sports team), a great misfortune will befall the group. This is an equivalent of a dark cloud hanging over someone.

"Due to the Curse of Big Tony, The Dodgers lost Game 6 against the Brewers." (True Story)

by Party Tony October 19, 2018

Cricket Cursed

The phenomenon where a cricket player leaves their cricket attire out to dry overnight and a series of 'evil spirits' sneak into the kit and curse the player.

Note: the evil spirits cause poor batting (usually scoring 0 runs), terrible fielding and erratic bowling.

Cricket Cursed: The spirits can only be discouraged from the 'whites' by a strong and serious threat of burning.

On serious occasions, it is essential to destroy (by burning) the whites to eradicate the evil spirits.

by RingGo July 23, 2017